| 00:00 - 00:03 | The report you asked for has arrived. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We collected data on the server as a whole, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ranging from total players to event usage. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You will find all of the data enclosed, we are pleased to report that |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we received the data you asked for on Plague's events. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very well done. Regarding Plague; |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did you check if Rachel is being used again? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Cock Stroker... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Plague... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Plague created yet another character for Rachel. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She is an immortal that someone started an OnlyFans with. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following retards will stay: Plague, Walter, Fixer and Ocasio. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I CAN'T BE ARSED ANYMORE. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The same thing that got my ECM PK'd is happening again? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What a fucking surprise that I'm hearing Kevin is involved, next Christoppherson will get involved and ERP with them both! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Plague is actually trying to murder me through mental torture. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This same shit once again! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And it's not like I can do much about it either! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're currently stuck in a gay Combine orgy fuckfest, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All while having to deal with yet another Woodspawn allied Plague pawn! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cock Stroker surely you can just fucking shoot her? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED THAT ALREADY?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Cock Stroker, that's a skill issue then. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And here we go with the fucking skill issue joke. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can't even keep it out of my own meme! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just when I think we might get some reprieve, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Plague basically does the equivalent of spearing my intestines, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Using nothing but his acid covered fist and an immortal event job. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Heaven fucking forbid I get 5 minutes of peace and quiet before someone says "PK haha" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All because this moth gangbanger tries to break my sanity in his events! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why does every event have to be as important as a world war? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You'd think an event that only requires internal brain power is as taboo as saying you like V2. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is pushing me to my limit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Is it seriously so hard to ask that we all just slow down for more than 5 minutes? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There's more to it than just blitzing people with guns. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How fucking ironic. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The same thing I'm begging we stop doing is the thing that got me PKd. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Therefore the act of making this shitpost is literally a meme at myself. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The SCP-RP iceberg doesn't get deeper than that. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I've been memed to death so much about PKs that we're actually here. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NATO didn't even have the balls to do more than one-tap me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That's not true, he got turned into paste lol. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least the Combine eventline is ending. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have somehow avoided dying in it so far, but I don't have my hopes up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If I go down, I'll make sure I get Plague this time. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He'll probably just impale me using that purple eldritch fuckhead, can't say I'd be surprised. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll be taking bets on how long into the event I manage to survive. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help my sanity. |
