Hilter on Banger Racing

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The Fuhrer lets rip!

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00:00 - 00:03The cars almost ready for you
00:04 - 00:05Just the water tank to fit
00:05 - 00:07We will take the A13 to Arena
00:08 - 00:12Nice steady ride in the lorry
00:12 - 00:15Only a few hours journey
00:17 - 00:19Will be worth the round trip
00:19 - 00:21 for an all Granada meeting
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Is an....
00:31 - 00:33Its an all Allegro meeting
00:34 - 00:36Should be 30 cars
00:53 - 00:58all you people who thought is was the Granny meeting fuck off back to the yard
01:13 - 01:15FUCKING ALLEGRO MEETING?
01:15 - 01:17YOU BASTARDS SAID IT WAS A RWD MEETING
01:18 - 01:23I WANTED FORDS FINEST
01:25 - 01:28A MK 1 COUPE
01:29 - 01:31NOT A FUCKING SQUARE STEERING WHEELED SHITTER
01:31 - 01:34THEY ARE CRAP AND WEAK
01:34 - 01:37NEVER BEEN GOOD BANGERS
01:37 - 01:40BOTTOM ARMS AS SOFT AS A PENSIONERS TURD
01:40 - 01:42but yours is a Vanden Plas
01:42 - 01:46FUCKING GREAT! WE CAN USE THE PICNIC TABLES ON THE FRONT SEATS
01:46 - 01:48its been welded up strong and had a nine hundred pound spray job
01:48 - 01:52IM NOT RACING IT YOU STUPID TWAT
01:53 - 01:54ID RATHER WATCH FOOTBALL
01:56 - 01:57You bastards havent got a clue about bangers these days
01:57 - 02:00you think a fucking ford focus is rated tin
02:00 - 02:03As long as its got a MK1 steering wheel
02:04 - 02:08and signwritten up its all ok
02:08 - 02:13not like the old days
02:14 - 02:16I used to pick up Granadas for fifty quid a go
02:17 - 02:21most of the bastards were two point eights on the button
02:27 - 02:29And now im to race a pissing Allegro
02:30 - 02:34Im a Granada man! A Westy man! A60s!
02:34 - 02:36Fucking old skool
02:41 - 02:42You bunch of twats couldnt spell Westminster
02:43 - 02:47you couldnt handle a fucking Maxi on shale
02:48 - 02:53Tyres roped to the front,fucking dashboards still in!
02:54 - 02:56two hours to build a car
02:56 - 02:59no race tyres,spray jobs or fucking welding
03:00 - 03:02Shove your Allegro up your arses
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry my old man will follow the twat in
03:14 - 03:16What happened to the big Jags and Farinas?
03:19 - 03:23Slung together on the cheap
03:25 - 03:26Towed there with a 16/60
03:31 - 03:33You pricks build me an All Aggro
03:40 - 03:46Maybe its time to give up..but..
03:46 - 03:49fuck it ill race the Allegro
03:53 - 03:56Make sure its got a mk1 wheel