| 00:00 - 00:03 | We were invited |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to a long waited |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | christmas dinner party. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everybody was there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there was loud chatter and smily faces |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So everything went smooth and people danced until morning? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Am I right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I am sorry to say that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We decided that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the participants needed to |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | pay for their own coffee. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | People who were responsible of this, Please leave here. Everybody else, you may go now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HR and Finance - WTF? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | People were drinking riesling and local beer - am I right? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | People were high on mood? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | People were planning to go to a afterparty? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you decided |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not to offer them free caffeine |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | for them to be able to stand longer? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We only do this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the budget was tight |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | once a year |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And I think it is |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | important for everybody to drink together. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I must ask you |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How much did we "save"? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | by skipping free coffee |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | this time? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Was it worth it ? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How many people left to their homes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | immetiatedly after |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the dessert was finished? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do you think? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I would have been there... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I would have sticked up the receipt of the coffee up your ass |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | or at least report it as a self paid expense |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to the finance department |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and I demand |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | a full refund of this nonsense |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ok, you did a mistake |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and I understand |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They coffee was ok at least |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | and some of us even dont drink coffee |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but still this is somewhat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | unbeliavable to hear. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | From now on HR and Finance |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will alter your contracts in a way that |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you will be serving free coffee to everybody 6am every day. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is the way. Merry Chrismas. |
