| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are losing ground in Pennsylvania. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are losing in Ohio. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Traditional blue states are going red. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And we almost certainly have lost Florida |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Naturally southern and midwestern states will go red |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just get to the part where Hillary wins |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When she gets 270 electoral votes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hillary is going to lose |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Donald Trump will be the next President |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hillary Clinton will lose |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All flunkies, reporters, and interns leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's what I've been saying! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | She should have been campaigning harder! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't forget she slept most weekends |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | while he went out campaigning, drawing crowds |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I'll tell you that Comey did us no favors |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Saying first she was under investigation again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | then the weekend before the election saying no |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we looked again at the emails and there's nothing there |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Thankfully there was no indictment, sir! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think an indictiment matters at this point? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, she is under no criminal investigation! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about the Clinton Foundation, idiot? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everybody KNOWS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that the Clinton Foundation is still under investigation! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and there are other questions about her health |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and she has the highest unfavorable ratings |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | of any candidate in modern history |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and there are stories about her temper |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and her drinking problems. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everybody knows about this and the Democrats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They nominated her anyway |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was her turn, they said |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They could have had Bernie Sanders! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | of all the candidates they could come up with |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they nominate the one person who couldn't defeat Trump |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Literally anybody else could have done it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Berlin dogcatcher could have defeated him |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even my ugly secretary could have defeated him |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He means that in a complimentary way |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was to continue Barak's legacy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | keep a Democrat in office another 8 years |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cheat if need be. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Buy votes. Change ballots. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Line the dead up, as usual, to vote Democrat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It should not be that hard to do. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We've been doing it at least since JFK. |
