| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, people are surrounding the White House |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | protesters at the Capitol |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lafayette Square and H Street NW |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we are using teargas, rubber bullets |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | also against journalists |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am sure Fox News |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is talking about toilette flushes, as instructued |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Trump |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tucker Carlson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tucker Carlson is calling you a pussy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he is grabbing you live on air |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that wouldn t date my daughter or has a mexican friend go back to where you come from |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I tweeted Obamagate! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | China! and Antifa! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the virus was supposed to go away like magic, with bleach and very powerful light |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I made Dr. Birx test it on her grandaughter |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | she turned a very beautiful orange |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I gave a trillion dollars to the guy from MyPillow |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jared has a garage full of masks and ventilators |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I retweeted that Qanon bulshit for years |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Trump the problem now is police brutality |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It´s not my fault if the blacks and mexicans keep walking the streets |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Trump we tried the wall and gerrymandering |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They cut that wall with a powertool from target |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want the spaceforce ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want to send the National Guard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to the Internatonal Space Station |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where are the fucking MAGA hats ? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We spent 5 years holding rallies against minorities and women |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | declaring the press enemy of the people so they would follow me on twitter |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I called them Very Fine People |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they show up with their AR15 only when they need an aircut, like Karens |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe we should turn the lights off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we pretend nobody is home, we take no responsibility |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | let them read my perfect tweets |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can type |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can type 200 tweets a day and retweet myself like you have never seen before |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | even Marc Zuckeberd say he likes my posts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but twitter now say I am violent |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | just because I want to shoot people in the street |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they are looting Channel on Madison Avenue |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don´t worry it was all stuff from last year anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I have left now are the evangelicans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I´ll have to go around with a Bible |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like a looser |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Find me a church near by |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but make sure there is no priest around, they creep me out |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | gas them if you have to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | don´t forget the Bible |
