| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach Chris, we are ready for your debut |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we play the best team |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | leave my arselona |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they are current defending champions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have yet to lose a game |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | its okay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can still win next week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Zhang |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | this... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | this is our last game |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Micahel Donatti has a baby shower |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | step out of the room if you didnt grow up playing soccer |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | my debut is the last game?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and against the mighty leave my arselona |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I was hoping to win one game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | at least one fucking game! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and Michael wont even come?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | because of some lame baby shower |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we need to win this game |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but arselona has college players |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | yeah but you and your brother are Mexican |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | yeah but we played tennis |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care, you and Diego need to score |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and then we have you Natalie |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you dont feel the vibe |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and spend more time putting your knee brace on |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | than actually playing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and Ale, I also thought your people were good at soccer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but all you have achieved is to make the ref our enemy |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and everyone else, we play every Saturday |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and cant win a single fucking game |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im supposed to be the change |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the change that HTCOWN needs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | like the tom brday for the patriots |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | im hoping for a miracle |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im going to need Zach to score 10 goals with his arm |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and not even with that luck am I winning my debut |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Elisa just moved to Austin |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jen is too busy climbing rocks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Robyn and zoe prefer to ride bikes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | the ms150 has nothing to do with this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Felix is probaly in asia |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And hannah is more focused on baking than playing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | good stuff though |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I cant count on anyone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Not even Zac and Austin can help us win this game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even if Sam scores 10 goals |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My coaching career is over |
