| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss, our season is going from bad to worse |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The days of Old Trafford and the Emirates are over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have to start planning for Lincoln away |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If results don't improve we are doomed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | On the plus side, Millwall will be a short journey for us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not a problem, we still have 6 fixtures left to save ourselves |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely even we, can beat Wolves |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gaffer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have a serious problem |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Chelsea could relegate us on the final day |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anybody has never heard of Lincoln, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Bloody Lincoln |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What on earth have they ever achieved |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FA Cup Quarters in 2016, and won the EFL trophy in 2018 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are too good to go down to play peasants like them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will not degrade myself going to Sincil Bank |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its an absolute disgrace, how will I show my head in public again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We won the Europa League last year and now relegation!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We beat Man Utd, even Brennan Johnson scored |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, you have to let go, we can't keep living in the past |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit living in the past, we have a right to stay in the Premier League |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, what do you expect, Kolo Muani is our main goal threat |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't speak to me about him, couldn't find a fire with a heat seaking missile |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Absolutely rubbish, my Mum is better |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | At least she scored once in her life |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need to get Harry Kane back immediately |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Need to get rid of all the dead wood, send all the garbage out on free transfers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've had enough of Romeros red cards and his leg breaking tackles |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Vicario can't even catch a cold, and uses flora on his gloves |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And don't even start me on Xavi Simons |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But if we let all the crap players go, we are left with Van De Ven, that's it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were once great |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The pride of the whole of London |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pissed all over Arsenal and the others |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now look at us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Planning fucking trips to Stoke on a cold Tuesday night |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This can't be happening, I was brought in to halt this slide |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 1 win in 7, what do you want me to do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't work with this incompetence. Dragusin looks like he's on drugs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I don't mean speed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I wont tell Igor you authorised the Harry Kane transfer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have failed the Yid army |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm a beaten man, this club has ruined my managerial reputation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't recover from this |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have to beat Sunderland after the International break |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wont be able to cope if Arsenal win the Premier League |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll be a laughing stock, a humiliation |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dismissed, see you all at Sincil Bank next season |
