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Greg's Shooting Assignment
Greg's losing is a problem.

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00:00 - 00:03We have run into a problem with our shooting team.
00:05 - 00:07Our man has already lost in all three of these venues.
00:09 - 00:11He's that UPS guy you wanted.
00:13 - 00:17And he may well lose his next match in Punta Gorda
00:19 - 00:25Is that the pilot who said he could really help us win?
00:26 - 00:29Sir, we didn't get the guy from Punta Gorda.
00:32 - 00:34We had to settle for the guy from Cape Coral.
00:34 - 00:38We wound up with Greg LaGrand.
00:54 - 01:00Anyone here without an IDPA or USPSA number please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:19What in the hell is wrong with you morons!!
01:20 - 01:27I ask for a decent shooter running a simple German gun and you get me LaGrand!
01:28 - 01:33Find a competent Glock shooter. Is that too much to ask?
01:35 - 01:40It's a stupid shooting sport. They wear fishing vests for Christ sakes!
01:41 - 01:43Sir, the guy you wanted was out on his BMW.
01:43 - 01:45The guy I wanted is ALWAYS out on his BMW. It was your job to track him down!
01:45 - 01:49But Sir, he's just too fast and always at the casino when we finally catch up to him.
01:49 - 01:51What the hell are you guys using to catch him? Some sort of custom Harley?
01:52 - 01:56Get one of those Ducatis or something and track him down!
01:57 - 02:02If we have to stick with LaGrand instead of Dulay we'll be the laughing stock of the range.
02:04 - 02:09Track him down and offer up some decent tequila instead of that leftover Octoberfest crap.
02:09 - 02:11Did I hear somebody mention tequila?
02:13 - 02:19I swear if you can't track down Dulay, I'll make you shoot on Squad 1 all summer.
02:20 - 02:24And you'll wind up doing the scores, too.
02:28 - 02:35OK, now what do we need to do to dump that loser LaGrand and get our first choice?
02:41 - 02:43It's bad enough we had to accept Mathewson and Tippins.
02:44 - 02:49But we needed SOMEBODY who could at least shoot fast enough to keep us from all looking like losers.
02:50 - 02:55And don't get me started on Miranda's Minions. What idiot came up with that name?
02:57 - 03:02And now that Monastra, Diersing and that chronic complainer Bowman have left, we need more bodies on the front line!
03:04 - 03:09Don't worry, you can beat those guys that went up north later when they come back.
03:14 - 03:18Even Patla has abandoned us in our time of need.
03:19 - 03:23Who the hell shoots CCP anyway?
03:26 - 03:31If this gets any worse, I may even think about a 45 to shoot with.
03:32 - 03:35I hear Bob Perry has some tricked out 45 and it's not a 1911.
03:35 - 03:38Maybe I can borrow some ammo from Shoff and use Perry's sidearm.
03:39 - 03:43But I just don't think it will be enough to beat Dulay on Monday night.
03:46 - 03:51LaGrand was our hope but he's just another working stiff with a gun and no match for Dulay.
03:53 - 03:55LaGrand sucks.
03:56 - 04:00We're doomed.