| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have run into a problem with our shooting team. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our man has already lost in all three of these venues. |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | He's that UPS guy you wanted. |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | And he may well lose his next match in Punta Gorda |
| 00:19 - 00:25 | Is that the pilot who said he could really help us win? |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | Sir, we didn't get the guy from Punta Gorda. |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | We had to settle for the guy from Cape Coral. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | We wound up with Greg LaGrand. |
| 00:54 - 01:00 | Anyone here without an IDPA or USPSA number please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:19 | What in the hell is wrong with you morons!! |
| 01:20 - 01:27 | I ask for a decent shooter running a simple German gun and you get me LaGrand! |
| 01:28 - 01:33 | Find a competent Glock shooter. Is that too much to ask? |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | It's a stupid shooting sport. They wear fishing vests for Christ sakes! |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | Sir, the guy you wanted was out on his BMW. |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | The guy I wanted is ALWAYS out on his BMW. It was your job to track him down! |
| 01:45 - 01:49 | But Sir, he's just too fast and always at the casino when we finally catch up to him. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | What the hell are you guys using to catch him? Some sort of custom Harley? |
| 01:52 - 01:56 | Get one of those Ducatis or something and track him down! |
| 01:57 - 02:02 | If we have to stick with LaGrand instead of Dulay we'll be the laughing stock of the range. |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | Track him down and offer up some decent tequila instead of that leftover Octoberfest crap. |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | Did I hear somebody mention tequila? |
| 02:13 - 02:19 | I swear if you can't track down Dulay, I'll make you shoot on Squad 1 all summer. |
| 02:20 - 02:24 | And you'll wind up doing the scores, too. |
| 02:28 - 02:35 | OK, now what do we need to do to dump that loser LaGrand and get our first choice? |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | It's bad enough we had to accept Mathewson and Tippins. |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | But we needed SOMEBODY who could at least shoot fast enough to keep us from all looking like losers. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And don't get me started on Miranda's Minions. What idiot came up with that name? |
| 02:57 - 03:02 | And now that Monastra, Diersing and that chronic complainer Bowman have left, we need more bodies on the front line! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Don't worry, you can beat those guys that went up north later when they come back. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | Even Patla has abandoned us in our time of need. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who the hell shoots CCP anyway? |
| 03:26 - 03:31 | If this gets any worse, I may even think about a 45 to shoot with. |
| 03:32 - 03:35 | I hear Bob Perry has some tricked out 45 and it's not a 1911. |
| 03:35 - 03:38 | Maybe I can borrow some ammo from Shoff and use Perry's sidearm. |
| 03:39 - 03:43 | But I just don't think it will be enough to beat Dulay on Monday night. |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | LaGrand was our hope but he's just another working stiff with a gun and no match for Dulay. |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | LaGrand sucks. |
| 03:56 - 04:00 | We're doomed. |
