00:00 - 00:03All patrol stations are critically manned
00:04 - 00:05200 deputies have lateraled
00:05 - 00:07and we cant staff a station shitter
00:08 - 00:12Surrounding agencies are raping us blind
00:12 - 00:15Palm Desert is doing bullshit morale raffles that no one joins...
00:17 - 00:19Morale will improve when Huizinga wins the election
00:19 - 00:21and Bianco drops out of the race
00:24 - 00:26My Sheriff..
00:27 - 00:28Huizinga...
00:31 - 00:33Huizinga lost the election and was kicked out of RSA
00:34 - 00:36Bill Young is the RSA President and Bianco is gaining momentum
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who plans on voting for Bianco please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15How did that weasel lose that election?
01:15 - 01:17I hand picked that fucktard to win
01:18 - 01:23And Bianco! Was two years in the cellar not enough? He decides to run again!
01:25 - 01:28I'm paying my wild women too much and now the media has noticed
01:29 - 01:31That asshole Freeman is even calling one eggplant
01:31 - 01:34How can I keep blaming my budget issues on the county
01:34 - 01:37when people find out I'm paying someone $89,000
01:37 - 01:40to monitor fucking Twitter and Facebook?
01:40 - 01:42But Sheriff, Eggplant is a Senior Public Information Specialist!
01:42 - 01:46Bullshit! Everyone knows she is a damn spy!
01:46 - 01:48My Sheriff, we need her to help cover up the promotion scandal
01:48 - 01:52The cheating scandal you created by lying to the press!
01:53 - 01:54I could only give them 16 hours
01:56 - 01:57because you told the media it didnt occur!
01:57 - 02:00Yet everyone in the damn department knows it happened!
02:00 - 02:03and I promoted a few of the cheating pricks!
02:04 - 02:08My best cops and Investigators
02:08 - 02:13are jumping ship and leaving.
02:14 - 02:16I'm like a hooker on the Titanic
02:17 - 02:21It's only a matter of time until I go down.
02:27 - 02:29Ten years as a dictator and I'm going to
02:30 - 02:34lose to Chad Bianco...a mere Lieutenant
02:34 - 02:36I wanted him confined to Hemet Station
02:41 - 02:42I took away his uniform and car
02:43 - 02:47and ordered him confined to the station.
02:48 - 02:53But Purvis fucked that up
02:54 - 02:56and Bianco responded to a murder!
02:56 - 02:59Now the Press Enterprise wrote an article
03:00 - 03:02and people are blowing me up on social media.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Eggplant, a couple of us still like you.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I can save my ass
03:19 - 03:23and issue some more CCW's.
03:25 - 03:26I heard my Chiefs are
03:31 - 03:33now kissing Bianco's ass...
03:40 - 03:46On the bright side, if I lose
03:46 - 03:49I have more time to dress up like a
03:53 - 03:56cowboy and throw cow shit.