All patrol stations are critically manned
200 deputies have lateraled
and we cant staff a station shitter
Surrounding agencies are raping us blind
Palm Desert is doing bullshit morale raffles that no one joins...
Morale will improve when Huizinga wins the election
and Bianco drops out of the race
Huizinga lost the election and was kicked out of RSA
Bill Young is the RSA President and Bianco is gaining momentum
Anyone who plans on voting for Bianco please leave the room
How did that weasel lose that election?
I hand picked that fucktard to win
And Bianco! Was two years in the cellar not enough? He decides to run again!
I'm paying my wild women too much and now the media has noticed
That asshole Freeman is even calling one eggplant
How can I keep blaming my budget issues on the county
when people find out I'm paying someone $89,000
to monitor fucking Twitter and Facebook?
But Sheriff, Eggplant is a Senior Public Information Specialist!
Bullshit! Everyone knows she is a damn spy!
My Sheriff, we need her to help cover up the promotion scandal
The cheating scandal you created by lying to the press!
I could only give them 16 hours
because you told the media it didnt occur!
Yet everyone in the damn department knows it happened!
and I promoted a few of the cheating pricks!
My best cops and Investigators
are jumping ship and leaving.
I'm like a hooker on the Titanic
It's only a matter of time until I go down.
Ten years as a dictator and I'm going to
lose to Chad Bianco...a mere Lieutenant
I wanted him confined to Hemet Station
I took away his uniform and car
and ordered him confined to the station.
But Purvis fucked that up
and Bianco responded to a murder!
Now the Press Enterprise wrote an article
and people are blowing me up on social media.
Don't worry Eggplant, a couple of us still like you.
Maybe I can save my ass
and issue some more CCW's.
I heard my Chiefs are
now kissing Bianco's ass...
On the bright side, if I lose
I have more time to dress up like a
cowboy and throw cow shit.