| 00:00 - 00:03 | About your free response questions, first you said that lead was a noble gas and is soluable with hydroxide |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and on the next problem, you explained a spontaneous reaction in terms of kinetics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and proceeded to balance half equations without electrons |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You also forgot to to add waters and hydrogens, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the cathodes and anodes were not labled. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, and I know I rocked the multiple choice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Feeling a 5. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't do so well on the exam. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We got your results back from the College Board and you got a zero. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who got a 3 or above on the exam get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I went through 5 fucking review books! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I sat through all of Ms. Louie's fucking awful review sessions! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you know how awful those were? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | So Awful! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She would just linger over your work, and make fun of you if you had a wrong reaction! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And how she would imply that you were retarded for using a calculator during logarithms! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WANT TO USE A FUCKING CALCULATOR WHEN I HAVE THE CHANCE TO! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, she was just trying to improve your mental math... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a flying fuck! This isn't 1930! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Don't blame this on JLou, she had the best inentions. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She's an Asian! Seeing a white person solve a titration wrong makes them shiver in excitement! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Goddamn they're superior mental computation skills! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's like they race when your solving a problem in class! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN MULTIPLY SCIENTIFIC NOTATION VALUES IN YOUR HEAD! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And don't get me started with the stickers on our tests! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A 85% does not deserve a fucking butterfly! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She plays mental games with those! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is gonna be so fucking embarrassing! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Stalin's gonna make fun of me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Goddamn my ostentatiousness! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I can't wait |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to see Hyrum fucking flashing his 5 everywhere. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He can take one of those douchey-ass Rubik's cubes, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and shove it right up his ass. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can someone have so many of those!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They're fucking retarded! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're so irritating! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fuck Rubik! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Hyrum said he would "split me like a tree" too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How the hell did I get a zero? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I heard you got points just for writing your name down. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want a refund, goddammit. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess I've learned my lesson. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To anyone taking AP Physics next year, by the way: |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you. |
