| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gov I know you have had a big night |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | so I've planned out our route |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we can take the ladder to Rectory lane |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then end up by lux road |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Maybe swing by maccers ill buy us a round of MCflurrys to sort your head out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't give a f**k what we do |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm not getting off that truck im in rag order |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gov by the way our prearranged standby is here. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I did ask RMC not to send him i swear |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gov he did I heard him. It's The Welsh one. He's back. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ian. Its Welsh ian Gov. I'M SORRY. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I gave you useless c**ts one job. You 3 stay here the rest of you get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave you one job! One job! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | make sure that useless p**ck doesn't end up here ever again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he's useless he can't even turn on the computer, he can't log into his emails. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He can't even make a decent f**king cup of tea! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He puts the milk in first. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Last time he came here he didn't even bring the cakes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | who turns up to prearranged and doesn't bring cakes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | how much is an apple turnover for f**ks sake? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gov he said he would donate a fiver to the FF charity |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | f**k the FF charity im steaming and want a cake. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Gov im sure he ment well |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | B*^*OCKS all he had to do was pop into percy ingles and pick up some cakes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | f**king useless |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He drives in from Llanfairpwll |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he must pass 80 percy ingles |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he must pass 100 supermarkets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | how hard was it to buy some cakes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I swear to god if he hasn't brought them in this time. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear to god ill have you lot hang him upside down from the top of the tower. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | he better have them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And they better f**king be fresh cream this time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | all he wants to do is search tinder all day for ruff old crumpet. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | all day long sat on his arse |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | one job thats all you had |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | RMC didn't have to send him here just to raise my blood pressure. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | steaming hang over and I get this.I didn't want to touch that computer today. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | now im going to have to do everything |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll have to do the lot. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can't even log HFSVs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Fran. Whats he going to do when he finds out he didn't bring cakes again. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hes even been promoted. I'm gobsmacked |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | 5 pounds donation instead of cakes? What is that about. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tight t**t |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no f**king cakes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | well i hope he brought them in this time. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because if not.........well..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now pass me a beer. |
