00:00 - 00:03Gov I know you have had a big night
00:04 - 00:05so I've planned out our route
00:05 - 00:07we can take the ladder to Rectory lane
00:08 - 00:12then end up by lux road
00:12 - 00:15Maybe swing by maccers ill buy us a round of MCflurrys to sort your head out
00:17 - 00:19I don't give a f**k what we do
00:19 - 00:21I'm not getting off that truck im in rag order
00:24 - 00:26Gov by the way our prearranged standby is here.
00:27 - 00:28I did ask RMC not to send him i swear
00:31 - 00:33Gov he did I heard him. It's The Welsh one. He's back.
00:34 - 00:36Ian. Its Welsh ian Gov. I'M SORRY.
00:53 - 00:58I gave you useless c**ts one job. You 3 stay here the rest of you get out.
01:13 - 01:15I gave you one job! One job!
01:15 - 01:17make sure that useless p**ck doesn't end up here ever again
01:18 - 01:23he's useless he can't even turn on the computer, he can't log into his emails.
01:25 - 01:28He can't even make a decent f**king cup of tea!
01:29 - 01:31He puts the milk in first.
01:31 - 01:34Last time he came here he didn't even bring the cakes
01:34 - 01:37who turns up to prearranged and doesn't bring cakes
01:37 - 01:40how much is an apple turnover for f**ks sake?
01:40 - 01:42Gov he said he would donate a fiver to the FF charity
01:42 - 01:46f**k the FF charity im steaming and want a cake.
01:46 - 01:48but Gov im sure he ment well
01:48 - 01:52B*^*OCKS all he had to do was pop into percy ingles and pick up some cakes
01:53 - 01:54f**king useless
01:56 - 01:57He drives in from Llanfairpwll
01:57 - 02:00he must pass 80 percy ingles
02:00 - 02:03he must pass 100 supermarkets
02:04 - 02:08how hard was it to buy some cakes
02:08 - 02:13I swear to god if he hasn't brought them in this time.
02:14 - 02:16I swear to god ill have you lot hang him upside down from the top of the tower.
02:17 - 02:21he better have them.
02:27 - 02:29And they better f**king be fresh cream this time
02:30 - 02:34all he wants to do is search tinder all day for ruff old crumpet.
02:34 - 02:36all day long sat on his arse
02:41 - 02:42one job thats all you had
02:43 - 02:47RMC didn't have to send him here just to raise my blood pressure.
02:48 - 02:53steaming hang over and I get this.I didn't want to touch that computer today.
02:54 - 02:56now im going to have to do everything
02:56 - 02:59I'll have to do the lot.
03:00 - 03:02He can't even log HFSVs
03:04 - 03:07Fran. Whats he going to do when he finds out he didn't bring cakes again.
03:14 - 03:16Hes even been promoted. I'm gobsmacked
03:19 - 03:235 pounds donation instead of cakes? What is that about.
03:25 - 03:26Tight t**t
03:31 - 03:33no f**king cakes
03:40 - 03:46well i hope he brought them in this time.
03:46 - 03:49Because if not.........well.....
03:53 - 03:56Now pass me a beer.