| 00:00 - 00:05 | Hey everyone chop chop XLGames releases new DLC, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | retards to be CashGrabbed, we are lucky |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | For months we have been ignoring gold sellers |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | server lags, broken crafting and traderuns, multiaccounters |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then suddenly a guy releases video of a gold dupe |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Oh god... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | God |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We knew about it since over a year |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | God |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | but we replaced our senior developers with interns |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | everyone can be replaced with finite number of free interns |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | thats our new motto |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | you just hire |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | the ones who know what variable is |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | doesn't matter |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they never heard about classes |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | God |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | agile development |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | i shit you not |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We planning on buying another dying title |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | to |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | squeeze it like Archeage |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, seriously now, we |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we planning to launch new servers on time |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | on the same machines |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | which are already lagging like hell |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Can you believe this |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and then pretend |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | that everything is fine, gold dupers not existing |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Oh god |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And clipper |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | clipper |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | dupe hacker |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | will get rich with us |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Since his hacks work on Kernel 0 |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | on driver level |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | exactly |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We have no idea how to handle it |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It reminds me of jury system |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We changed it to anonymous |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Anonymous how? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | When there are two concurrent trials |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You can't tell which jury is in your trial xD |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So jury from another trial can pretend to be yours |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | all jury names |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | are hidden we will patent it |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | next time i will tell you about our GUI archepass tricks |
