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EVEZY Model 3 reservation
Evezy board debate what to do about model 3 reservations holders

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00:00 - 00:03Gentleman, i have grave news from Morten Grove via Twitter
00:04 - 00:05The Jasper Arrow has changed its destination from Zeebrugge to Kingston
00:05 - 00:07It suddenly turned off course and no one knows why
00:08 - 00:12To compound matters further the next ship...
00:12 - 00:15...Glovis Cosmos bound for Zeebrugge, appears to be stopping enroute at Mexico Lázaro Cárdenas.
00:17 - 00:19We have plenty of vins assigned for inventory sitting at Southampton
00:19 - 00:21This is more than enough to cover the existing reservations
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28I will let George explain
00:31 - 00:33Despite all these deposits that have been taken, we decided not to make any orders via the configurator
00:34 - 00:36But wait for the Model 3 inventory page to come live and buy straight from there
00:53 - 00:58Anyone dealing with i3, leaf, ioniq or zoe please leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15Model fucking 3 inventory!!!
01:15 - 01:17Everyone knows thats bullshit with shitty tow bars!
01:18 - 01:23Those fucking cars dont even exist
01:25 - 01:28Reload the fucking page they are gone!
01:29 - 01:31Dont worry tesla-info is still a good resource
01:31 - 01:34What the fuck are we going to say to them fucks on speakev?
01:34 - 01:37They have a fucking list where they are guessing about batches!!!
01:37 - 01:40Might as well be batch fucking 99 at this rate
01:40 - 01:42But we have the Tesla Thursday email!
01:42 - 01:46That piece of shit newsletter that has fuck all about Tesla!!!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we gave a very clear update two newletters back
01:48 - 01:52And then made no mention of the phantom fucking orders in the next
01:53 - 01:54No wonder that pointless newsletter went from weekly to bi weekly
01:56 - 01:57You know what this means dont you
01:57 - 02:00All of the deposits will have to be handed back
02:00 - 02:03We have wasted everyones fucking time
02:04 - 02:08We will have to lay off all the staff
02:08 - 02:13Including that poor cow who cleans the office!
02:14 - 02:16I knew this was fucked when we couldnt even put a correct picture of an M3P on the website
02:17 - 02:21Might as well have put up a picture of the model Y!
02:27 - 02:29This was meant to be our flagship rental
02:30 - 02:34These were meant to be the subscribers that carry all the others
02:34 - 02:36Ensuring the future of the company
02:41 - 02:42For fucks sake
02:43 - 02:47What the fuck will the investors say? They will say you havent got a fucking clue!
02:48 - 02:53There goes my fucking chance at a Taycan!
02:54 - 02:56The one decent fucking thing in that shitty newsletter of yours!
02:56 - 02:59Now my fucking company car
03:00 - 03:02will be that shitty zoe forever
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry he will learn to love the zoe
03:14 - 03:16Contact the customers
03:19 - 03:23for once in your lives be open and transparent
03:25 - 03:26with me
03:31 - 03:33with them and yourselfs
03:40 - 03:46there may just be a few mugs
03:46 - 03:49who decide to at least chance it until christmas
03:53 - 03:56that is all