| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentleman, i have grave news from Morten Grove via Twitter |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Jasper Arrow has changed its destination from Zeebrugge to Kingston |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It suddenly turned off course and no one knows why |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To compound matters further the next ship... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...Glovis Cosmos bound for Zeebrugge, appears to be stopping enroute at Mexico Lázaro Cárdenas. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have plenty of vins assigned for inventory sitting at Southampton |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is more than enough to cover the existing reservations |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I will let George explain |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Despite all these deposits that have been taken, we decided not to make any orders via the configurator |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But wait for the Model 3 inventory page to come live and buy straight from there |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone dealing with i3, leaf, ioniq or zoe please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Model fucking 3 inventory!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Everyone knows thats bullshit with shitty tow bars! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those fucking cars dont even exist |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Reload the fucking page they are gone! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dont worry tesla-info is still a good resource |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What the fuck are we going to say to them fucks on speakev? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They have a fucking list where they are guessing about batches!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Might as well be batch fucking 99 at this rate |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we have the Tesla Thursday email! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That piece of shit newsletter that has fuck all about Tesla!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we gave a very clear update two newletters back |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And then made no mention of the phantom fucking orders in the next |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No wonder that pointless newsletter went from weekly to bi weekly |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know what this means dont you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All of the deposits will have to be handed back |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have wasted everyones fucking time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We will have to lay off all the staff |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Including that poor cow who cleans the office! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I knew this was fucked when we couldnt even put a correct picture of an M3P on the website |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Might as well have put up a picture of the model Y! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was meant to be our flagship rental |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These were meant to be the subscribers that carry all the others |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ensuring the future of the company |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the fuck will the investors say? They will say you havent got a fucking clue! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There goes my fucking chance at a Taycan! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The one decent fucking thing in that shitty newsletter of yours! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now my fucking company car |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | will be that shitty zoe forever |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry he will learn to love the zoe |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Contact the customers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | for once in your lives be open and transparent |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with them and yourselfs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | there may just be a few mugs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | who decide to at least chance it until christmas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | that is all |
