WHEN STAR CITIZEN FINALLY FAILS
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WHEN STAR CITIZEN FINALLY FAILS CHRIS ROBERTS BREAKS DOWN AND GOES MAD AT FANBOYS
00:00 - 00:03 | Chris, we have received news that backers are asking for refunds |
00:04 - 00:05 | Most are furious at 3.0 |
00:05 - 00:07 | I had to drive through an angry mob here |
00:08 - 00:12 | Our refund specialists are running out of excuses why we can't refund them. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We have tried selling more JPEGs but it simply wasn't enough. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Well have you tried selling more land plots |
00:19 - 00:21 | To our Backers? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Chris |
00:27 - 00:28 | We |
00:31 - 00:33 | We have not sold a single piece of internet dirt to date |
00:34 - 00:36 | We may have squeezed our backers too much |
00:53 - 00:58 | Can all the paid streamers please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was certain my ideas of the biggest space game ever |
01:18 - 01:23 | Would be an amazing success |
01:25 - 01:28 | This is what happened when i was at EA |
01:29 - 01:31 | It can't be happening again. |
01:31 - 01:34 | I told them it was going to be released soon |
01:34 - 01:37 | Perhaps this is all those crazy players fault for doing space stuff in game |
01:37 - 01:40 | Why don't you go change our TOS real quick on refunds |
01:40 - 01:42 | Chris, we already have done this once before |
01:42 - 01:46 | Well fucking do it again, our cult love us they won't care |
01:46 - 01:48 | Chris, we are already being sued by Crytek for Dishonesty |
01:48 - 01:52 | You're all a bunch of incompetent fools. |
01:53 - 01:54 | For fuck sake |
01:56 - 01:57 | More concepts i said |
01:57 - 02:00 | More War bonds i said |
02:00 - 02:03 | I was fucking sure this was going to work |
02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have a space game that people call stutter citizen |
02:08 - 02:13 | Why did we have to fucking buy that space door in our California Office? |
02:14 - 02:16 | We should have used that money to pay more streamers |
02:17 - 02:21 | Or make more trailers to show how good my game was |
02:27 - 02:29 | What about squadron 42? |
02:30 - 02:34 | This was my dream, ever since i was a Starry eyed kid |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now our backers have ruined it |
02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable |
02:43 - 02:47 | I should have listened to all the critics |
02:48 - 02:53 | Instead of having them banned from the forums |
02:54 - 02:56 | Why would they not be content with 3.0? |
02:56 - 02:59 | You can land on planets For fuck sake |
03:00 - 03:02 | You can even fucking float in space |
03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, I'm sure Chris will start another ponzi scheme |
03:14 - 03:16 | I tried my best to create the best space game ever |
03:19 - 03:23 | But i just failed to listen to logic and common sense |
03:25 - 03:26 | Again |
03:31 - 03:33 | Much money do we have left? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I think if we change to Unity with Squadron 42 we can sell as another game. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Our fanboys won't care |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll get right on that Chris |
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