| 00:00 - 00:03 | Otto will ring the bell to celebrate our home final |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and we will boo Richmond. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Selwood onball, Guthrie to Dusty. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Danger will play on ball and also play forward |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Tomahawk will tear Rance a new areshole. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We don't lose to shitmond |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What was the winning margin? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Frankie........ |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We lost |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They out boo'd us and scared us shitless |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We couldn't even hear Brads bell ring |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Scott, Dangerfield, Selwood and Hawkins stay. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Richmond? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We lost to fucking Richmond? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We haven't lost to those campaigners for a decade. It was our home game. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the fuck do we play a home final at the G? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We finished second. Second!!!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How does this shit happen? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone knows we can't play wide open spaces and lack speed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Selwood is a ducker, Danger a media whore. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dustin Martin was unstoppable. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We had Guthrie. Champion Data says he's nearly elite. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Guthrie injured a calf. We have no depth. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We have the dream team. Dangerwood. It's unstoppable. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where was Mitch Duncan? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You telling me he's overrated? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Scott Selwood was meant to tag Cotchin out. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cotchin doesn't play well in finals. Remember the windsock? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where the fuck was Motlop? He's worth a 1st round pick. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Hawkins was gonna bitchlist Rance. Fuck, everyone knows Hurley is better. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what the fuck is a Jacob Townsend???? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We blew how many picks to win this flag? And we get nothing. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Scotty, you love a broken down hack |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Give little Gazza a call. He's milked GC for enough years now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Gil loves a come home feel good story. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He'll make sure it happens. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And we will tell everyone once again our midfield is the best |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Danger, Ablett, Selwood, no one will be able to stop us. It's a media wankfest |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cats fans on BF will circle jerk |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And flood the main board with anti Richmond threads |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and gifted home finals. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Harolad, we can side with crows posters |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | fucking Richmond |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they made us look like phony pretenders |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | weak and pathetic |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | soft chokers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need to avoid the real issues and keep blowing picks like Carlton fooling our fans |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | into thinking we are on the right track and success is right there. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the fuck out. |
