| 00:00 - 00:03 | Early snifters commencing in Clapham |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tinnies on the train |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 1st official beer at Chariots |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Chasers (literally) in Rainbow Tavern |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then a short flaneur to the AirBnb |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. Proper fckg lads' weekend. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No silly activities |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Wyndos... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tim & Franco... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tim & Franco have booked shooting and go-karting for Saturday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's book and paid for |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't attend St Andrews or do a bed dance with the GILF, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking shitting me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My ancestors invented shooting! Talk about a busman's holiday?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And go-karting? Have you forgotten I used to work at OMD? That's all we did! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I swear to Christ this AirBnB better be good |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We may as well go to Hydro Bar |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew this would happen |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Moynihan |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What next, Compton jumping naked out of a cake? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Compton can't make it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Praise the fckg Lord! It's lucky that twat Coach lives in Oz as well! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Wyndos, They might be electric karts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do I look like Elon fckg Musk? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stag dos are for drinking,. Jesus lads! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The best day of our lives, wasted? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you know how many 3rd dates it's taken me to get here?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Finally a girl who understands me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Finally I can be myself and stop pretending to like cycling |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All my bikes are already on eBay. I only kept one pair of lycra shorts for...well, you know |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just wanted a good old fashioned piss up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We've already got our hands full making sure Ross doesn't get bummed to death! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | With a body like that, he doesn't stand a chance. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All you need is 2 Padmores and 2 Doms and you're Stag Ready! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We've done this a million times. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's even a lawyer! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can a man with head that big possess so few brains?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear down there better be no talk of strippers, clubs of legal highs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Aside from Rory, I'd have trusted anybody with this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just because he's bathing in domestic bliss, there's no need for this. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Will they even have a helmet that fits him?? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, apparently it's a luxury AirBnb |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose dreams are meant to die |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Saying that...come the witching hour... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I suspect we will all wish it was exclusively a GoKarting holiday |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've even packed super-fine sandpaper, just in case |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Oh well. We've been through worse. Maybe? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If we dig deep and stick to the 'Early start/ Early finish' mantra |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We might be able to pull it off. |
