| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the whole Half Term to prepare |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Maths is on 4/06 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have plenty of time |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can also prepare for Geography and English Language P2 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will do revision every day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We shall do every past paper |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It'll be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, its Saturday |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have done fuck all revision |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Geography is this time next week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody from Rio, Nigeria, Bristol... leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We said we were on the comeback! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have no fucking clue whats in Rio |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I could not care less how many favelas have no water |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hope they |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And for English Language |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could not persuade a dog to eat a biscuit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Let alone an examiner to give me a 9 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't kno |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we did well on the Paper 1s |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The grade boundaries will be higher than Snoop Dog |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can just make up the statistics |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Last time I tried I said Nigeria exported 90% of world oil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND BIOLOGY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I shall modify my genes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Make myself heterozygous for recessive CF |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So I do not have to suffer the monstrosities of that paper |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was meant to do well |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I said I would do 7 hours a day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Work harder than the Nigerians at Shell |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At this rate, we will be stupider than FUCKING LEE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were the chosen one |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | On for straight 9s |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead we wrote creatively about a dog addicted to TikTok |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But we cannot give in now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will stay up all night |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Recreating the Favela Bairro Project |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And drowning in English Language tears before the pre-lunch beets |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Until Ammonia pours form our eyes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Perfect the Haber Process |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok we weren't impregnated in Midwich |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The extract from ELANG paper 2 is always old |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It'll be from 1066 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't even read it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There will be tears in-between the bath and the pre-lunch beers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Dem tell me its over |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What's the point? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How much to bribe an invigilator? |
