| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need to agree the route... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ....to the Motherland |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | First stop will be Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Entry point, Holland and head south with the usual surprises |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This way we'll miss the German police |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You said that in 2024! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Yet they chased us round the Autobahn |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Playboy..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Thistle....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Thistle is leaving DMG...... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There was fuck all warning.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Pusher, Deviant, Prick, Undertaker & Touch-Up, Pensioner fuck off..... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No way one of them didn't know! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did none of you pick up on that? What the fuck do we do now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Un-fucking believeable.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are going on tour! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You fuckers need your next tour.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've bought tyres and changed my fucking oil! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To sit like a dithering cunt polishing my lid |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The destinations are sorted... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But i've still to book the fucking hotels |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Playboy i've seen the plans |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the plans, ferries don't book themselves... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every fucking year...! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | One room, two rooms! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Well Thistle needs to get his finger out! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We complete the plans and start the daybook.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then he can start by buying a fucking bike.... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...as far as i'm concerned he can finish what he fucking well started! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There is no way we DO NOT fucking tour! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm fucked if i'm going back to fucking Haggis Tours! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There are many dithering cunts |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And you guys give me faith, not all old cunts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | .....are dithering cunts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can sort this.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd miss all you fuckers albeit you all do have issues.... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There is Chanter and his one fucking liners..... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What Undertaker say??? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Warhead and his open lifestyle.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then Deviant! The poor poor women.... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The dirty bastard can't touch you here... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Spanner, Pusher and Legend |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | .....and Pensioner seem normal...ish |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | then comes Prick |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The lone fucking rider..... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Prick and his 7am starts and full fucking gas- Everywhere.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hedgefund's flowing stories |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thistle, we need this..... |
