| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just received the latest poll numbers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mr. Prime Minister, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this one is from IPSOS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | this from Angus Reid, and that from Léger |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your approval ratings are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | WIth Trump elected, Canadians will now support me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Prime Minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chrystia ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chrystia Freeland has resigned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She published a letter ripping you and your political gimmicks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Nathalie Drouin, Katie Telford, Melanie Joly stay here. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't believe this. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Even after my masterful two-month partial "GST Holiday" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After forcing every store owner ... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ... to go through a list ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | .. to find the 6 or 7 items ... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ... that will be GST free ... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Making them change all their Point of Sale systems |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and then making them reverse it all out again |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That's one of the gimmicks Freeland was mentioning .... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and the cheques - I was going to mail out cheques |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Prime Minister, Canada Post is on strike |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Strike shmike. Don't give me no "strike" crap |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Order them back to work then |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't want to deal with this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've over due for my annual vacation with the Aga Khan at Bell Kay |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's too cold in Tofino this time of year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should leave the country anyway. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There is a byelection in Cloverdale-Langley City |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And my continued presence is not helping |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And people say I'm not a feminist? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That I just say the words ... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That I don't respect strong women ... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ... in positions of power? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It all started with that .. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | .. what's her name again? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Jody Wilson-Raybould? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. It was her. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the other one. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jane Philpot |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That's OK Anna. The RCMP says he's harmless |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | OK ... if that's the way they want it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The next finance minister ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... will be ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... a man again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get me Dominic LeBlanc |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | tell him he's got another Minisitry to run |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and help turn my poll numbers around. |
