Hitler finds out SB Team spent $800k on Lucinda Lane
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Hitler finds out AB Santa Barbara team spends $800k on Lucinda Lane
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your house is located at 3161 Lucinda Lane in Santa Barbara |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is a lot of water damage, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | especially in the rear and the sides. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unless you replace all the windows and doors, and re-waterproof the house |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There is grave risk of further damage. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay, the Santa Barbara team is very efficient |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and will whip up some drawings and details to take care of all issues. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, the Santa Barbara team... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Santa Barbara Team... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Santa Barbara Team just spent $800k designing your house |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the graphics are still all wrong. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has less than four decades of experience, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the actual fuck?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I paid you motherfuckers to supervise these children! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | To supervise their inexperienced and entitled asses! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To make sure that all leaders are angled a 75 degrees. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And that every head, jamb, and sill detail is drawn! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why the fuck didn't you talk to Rich Matthieu earlier?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They've been drawing and redrawing bathroom details for months! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we only did 20 redline passes and needed more time... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I would have completed everything in 2 passes! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we were waiting on Maritza to pick out all the finishes... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My wife is the damn Interior Designer! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't you get it?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She's the one in charge! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She makes all the decisions! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And whatever she wants she gets! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Get that through your thick skulls! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And as for the $800k, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You go tell her she can't have the home of her dreams! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You will all be as fucked as me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted is a perfect CD set... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | One I can be proud of... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A BIMx file I can show clients... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I see now, that even after four decades... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You motherfuckers still seem to not know how to put a good set of drawings together! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Maybe I should have hired a team with five decades... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least they remember corporal punishment... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Because maybe that's what these kids need! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A good old-fashioned beating! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'll show you what pen to use next time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At the end of the day, I'll be gettin an R&D Tax Credit... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All is not necessarily lost... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can also re-use some of the details on other projects... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If worst comes to worst, we can post it on social media... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can have Raphael generate some marketing content... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess that's what $800k buys you these days... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | An almost-perfect set of CD's... |