| 00:00 - 00:03 | It looks like PENNDOT wants to build a road through your distributor... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It would cut right through your current store |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From the end of 220 to the Pitt Stop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It doesnIt look like they are leaving room for your store to exist |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I believe they are implying it will be torn down |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Cant they just circle around it? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Make a cute little roundabout? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Beer Nazi... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I believe... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are building a road over your dump |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are going to level it to the ground |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you that have bought beer from other distributors, leave this room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I CONTROL THE EXPIRED BEER HERE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY SELLING FRESH BEER?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU CANT JUST BUY THAT SHIT ON THE BLACK MARKET LIKE WE ARE DOING NOW! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I HAVEN'T MADE A PROFIT IN YEARS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVERYONE GOES TO THE SPARTAN PUB, LINDAUER'S... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...OR EVEN WORSE, THE FUCKING ANGUS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHY DON'T THEY BUY FROM ME!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Beer Nazi, the rumor is that your beer cans have mold and are expired... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | LOOK AT THIS BUILDING! DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT WHAT I SELL THESE LITTLE SHITS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Beer Nazi, people are starting to notice... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT GIVE A SHIT! I AM AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A REASON!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I GIVE THEM A RESTAURANT... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NAME IT AFTER LARGE DOGS... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | MAKE A 'SPECIAL' MENU FOR GAS WORKERS! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THIS IS HOW I MAKE MY GODDAMNED MONEY, YOU FUCK! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND NOW HUGHESVILLE IS AGAINST ME?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AFTER ALL I HAVE GIVEN THEM? AFTER THEY PAID FOR MY HOUSE!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WILL REGRET IT! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY TRY TO SHUT ME DOWN? AND THEN WHERE WILL THE GANG-BANGERS GO?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where will the bikers stop for a beer? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Where will I serve underage kids overpriced vodka? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I cant make money like this... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Are they not thankful... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR MY TAINTED BEER GIVING THEM RESISTANCE TO HERPES? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THATS THE REASON ITS FROM 1982! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IF THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...LET THEM WALK ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN FOR A FRESH 6-PACK! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WE WILL SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT THEN!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, we can head to the Lindaures soon... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should have treated this town right... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Gave them honest prices, not tried to screw them out of money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are all Spartans after all... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I guess my time here is up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let them build that road and tear down the shop. I am thinking about investing in the next big thing... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Best Western Hotels... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will paint a sign for it in the morning... |
