Hartham Commoners Sandwich Saga
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK Here's the route for tonights commoners cycle |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The runners will be limping along here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the off roaders will be getting lost around here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Errol will probably get another fucking puncture |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Nigel will end up in a ditch or something |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and we can get back to the sandwiches |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | before the other greedy fuckers do..not like last week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | erm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Richard has cancelled the food |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | its just crisps I'm afraid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | OK Those who agree with bloody Sheffield leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What's the point of voting for nosh at the Fucking AGM |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | if we then decide we don't want grub because they eat to much and get a gut ache next day |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I get fucking hungry after a cycle |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they had chips last week |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | One thing I cant stand... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | turning up at ten past nine! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and all that is left are 2 dried up sandwiches and 5 fucking chips |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm sure Richard my handsome look-alike knows best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | handsome look-alike my arse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir he is the housewives choice, Has a bit of a James Bond air about him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Theres more fucking air in his poxy tyres |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Him and his bloody musical cake slice |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Remember Steve 50th cycle to Bury |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | no fucking puncture kit, no fucking spare tube |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | no fucking waterproofs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but he managed to bring a fucking musical cake slice |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | had to buy a second hand tube off of some yokel |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and that was full of holes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So why why why should we listen to him about fucking food |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If you don't want it don't fucking eat it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | god, its not as though he is hard up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | bet he's on a good screw at QBE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bet he gets 3 times what I get |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for doing fuck all |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | at least he gets to see the bloody food |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | when us on roaders turn up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the others have scoffed most of it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nigel can eat like a fucking horse |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I liked the musical cake slice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bloody Dave Searle put his oar in too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | felt a bit unwell ..... twat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | teach him to be a greedy little git |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bunch of tarts... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll bring my own fucking sandwiches next week |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | bet even then some cunt eats them |