Hitler signs cash advance with WGF
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Hitler has the World Global Financing experience and blows up
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Paris5 months ago
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | In my opinion, we should be close to finishing up this cash advance with WGF |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's been difficult, but I'm confident the money will be in our account today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The signed lease has been sent in, along with the rent checks |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They kept asking for our tax return, even though we sent it to them six times. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But I believe they've now acknowledged receiving it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, good. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So then the $7,000 should be in the account today. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | WGF has reduced the funding amount... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to $5,500 and need a new contract and COJ |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | How many contracts is this so far? One? Two? Six? Ten? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is why I said no fucking WGF! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They're complete fucking idiots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their underwriter's previous job was Wal*Mart, and they fired him for incompetence! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They even called my mother, because she's on one of my older tax returns.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She's on her death bed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They had me rescan the contract a dozen times, even though it was perfectly fucking clear! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now they reduce the amount to $5,500 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the fucking hell I am going to do with that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it's still something, we will... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Something?? You idiot, they charge a 10% fee and the factor is 1.55! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer...we've been declined everywhere else... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I would rather go out of business than deal with these morons another second! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What will they ask for next? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We signed three weeks ago, and every day they're asking for something else! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They even tried to say that the signature on my lease didn't match the one on my driver's license! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Don't those fucking idiots know your signature at the DMV is done with one of those bullshit electric pens?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I guess it's not surprising...half of them barely speak English, and the other half can't drive anyway because of drunk driving violations... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now I'll sign this one, do a new COJ, and they'll just come back and tell me the deal is dead because I had a bankruptcy twenty years ago... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only I hadn't reduced payments to Swift and Yellowstone... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could have tried to get an advance with Direct capital or something! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How have I been reduced to this humiliation... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've spent a lifetime working hard on this business... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Built it up from nothing... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And for what... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | So this asshole underwriter getting paid minimum wage can tell me he's reducing my funded amount? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He needs to go back to the taco stand where he belongs... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I swear if they ask for one more stip I'm going to snap... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What's next, a vial of blood from my first born? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do I need to go over there and give them all hand jobs? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, as long as he keeps stacking he can still pay us... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bring me the contract... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just sign the fucking thing... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can always default.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What can they do? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And that idiot underwriter didn't even notice that I forged my bank statements... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to double stack these assholes... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me my pen... |