Stockton Bus Users Committee meets Stagecarriage
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The residents of Bishopton and Letch Lane have an unsuccessful meeting with Fuhrer Atkin
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Mr. Atkin, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have looked at a map |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is no reason why the 84 can not serve Bishopton and Letch Lane |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We do not see why you insist in serving Hardwick |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | when Stagecoach run there every few minutes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do you lot not know the meaning of 'no'? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We tried it, and you didn't bother using the bus! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We beg you |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can no longer be socially isolated |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have a duty to give us a bus. |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | For fucks sake |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, anybody who is easily offended, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Now listen to me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You backward fucking inbred hillbillies! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You cry like fuck wanting a bastard bus! And when you get one, you don't fucking use it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And all of you have bastard free passes! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Freeloading cunts! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There is one very good reason why we go to Hardwick |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They might be dole scum, but they pay actual cash fares! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For when they go shoplifting at T-Park! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we can get a subsidy from the Parish Council |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What, ten bob and a potato? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | £7 a day is more than reasonable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | £7? That won't get me a Lucozade with my daily Parmo! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You silly bastard, you haven't got a fucking clue have you?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Retards! You all have goats in your bedrooms! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why should I give a bus service to a pack of goat shagging numpties? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you lot from Letch Lane |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You can all fuck off as well |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Lazy bastards! Get fucking walking! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The only reason we go to Stillington |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | is because the rotund incontinent one |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | sadly is our best customer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And it's funny when Scott drives it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We download the CCTV just to see Kuy's facial expression |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But as for you lot, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Go to fucking Darlo every Monday on the Scarlet Band |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There's fuck all in Stockton anyway |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Apart from watching an old skinny man with lots of carrier bags |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | taking photos of buses |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So this is the last time I will say this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I hate Darlington |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will never send my buses |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to your retarded little hovel |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | take yourselves and your map |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck off down to the Peacocks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And plead poverty to them daft cunts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They will run shit for peanuts! |