Hitler Loses the Plot over Dunlop's Return to BMW

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Hitler Learns of Michael Dunlop's Plans to ditch the Yamaha

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00:00 - 00:03Meine Fuhrer, we have heard talk that Michael Dunlop is looking to retake the island
00:04 - 00:05We believe he has already smuggled in a replacement bike from England on the ferry in the back of a Ford Transit
00:05 - 00:07Apparently his Yamaha R1 sprang an oil leak which ran for miles into the centre of Douglas.
00:08 - 00:12Our spies in the pits, disguised as three pundits on ITV4, found out that Herr Dunlop was going to spring a surprise and ditch the R1
00:12 - 00:15We understand the replacement bike has been smuggled in under cover of darkness and is now here
00:17 - 00:19So Herr Dunlop thinks he can spring a surprise to prevent Guy Martin winning his first TT
00:19 - 00:21He betrayed us by ditching our beloved BMW
00:24 - 00:26Meine fuhrer, em he's already been out on the new bike
00:27 - 00:28and did .....
00:31 - 00:33and did a 128mph lap
00:34 - 00:36on a......on a BMW
00:53 - 00:58I don't believe it. All those who've bought Milwaukee T-shirts please leave now
01:13 - 01:15You bunch of arseholes - I told you I wanted Martin to win his first TT before he retires.
01:15 - 01:17I told Hector to put his house on Martin winning a TT
01:18 - 01:23And now this Maverick jumps ship from the dodgy R1 and threatens to blow my man off the Island
01:25 - 01:28I even told Martin to get rid of those stupid sideburns to make him look faster
01:29 - 01:31I had hoped that Martin would at last get that TT win with Dunlop nowhere to be seen
01:31 - 01:34...and now you idiots have allowed Dunlop to get his hands on the one machine capable of beating my man Martin
01:34 - 01:37Get out of my sight
01:37 - 01:40You aren't worthy of wearing the new Tyco BMW polo shirts I bought you
01:40 - 01:42but Meine Fuhrer I've just had mine taken in
01:42 - 01:46Go buy yourself a fecking Milwaukee Yamaha Shirt for all I care
01:46 - 01:48but they can't give them away now Mein Fuhrer
01:48 - 01:52Do you think I care you bloody idiot
01:53 - 01:54I told you to hide every spare BMW in the country
01:56 - 01:57I told you to make sure Dunlop stuck with the R1
01:57 - 02:00All I wanted was for Martin to win
02:00 - 02:03..and now you've fecked it all up
02:04 - 02:08What am I going to tell Hector?
02:08 - 02:13What am I going to tell Philip?
02:14 - 02:16This has to go down as one of the most embarrassing episodes since the final of Britains Got Talent
02:17 - 02:21Once again Guys going to be an also ran
02:27 - 02:29Do you understand what this means?
02:30 - 02:34I've put all my life savings on mutton chops Martin to win his first TT
02:34 - 02:36and now its up in smoke like Dunlops R1
02:41 - 02:42For this last 5 years I've been plotting Dunlops downfall
02:43 - 02:47and then the fecking Yamaha springs a leak and soaks the bloody island
02:48 - 02:53I thought I could rely on the Japanese to do something right
02:54 - 02:56...but they fecked up big time
02:56 - 02:59I'm going to have to cancel my subscription to Road Racing Ireland now
03:00 - 03:02..the thought of seeing that Irish header on the front and centre pages is too much to bare
03:04 - 03:07Its all right - he hasn't mentioned Jamie Hamilton yet
03:14 - 03:16Whats the world coming to when the Japanese can't build a bike that'll run a few miles before springing a leak
03:19 - 03:23..I'm finished with Hector and Philip now - they'll never speak to me again
03:25 - 03:26I put a word in for them to help get the BMW deal
03:31 - 03:33I promised them Guy would win a TT
03:40 - 03:46...and now its gone tits up
03:46 - 03:49what a fool I've been
03:53 - 03:56I should have known Dunlop would never lie down