KWM - the Downfall
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The triumphant reemergence of Mallesons from the ashes of KWM
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Who are we? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | An international firm? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 14 years is enough! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are independent! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The only independent top tier! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who is Danny Gilbert? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A nobody! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Clayton Utz? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Irrelevant. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | MinterEllison? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Losers have an Adelaide office |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Corrs Chambers Westgarth? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We will crush them! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There is no KWM |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No more Hong Kong trips |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No more Peking duck! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Top tier! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We are definitely top tier! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We will keep saying it. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The people will believe it. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We were always Mallesons |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | KWM was just a dream |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Those stupid ads |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | About the future |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Back to the past |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just Australian lawyers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No Chinese spies! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They stole our IP |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And most of our profits |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But we are the only independent top tier firm in Australia! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The most independent. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The most top tier. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The least Chinese |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With only one name on our letterhead |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is our destiny |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | To rule the market |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With instructions from US law firms |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No PRC bots in our systems we promise |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We crush HSFK |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who the fuck is Kramer? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We crush Allens |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Linklaters don’t even like them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Only Mallesons |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Crushing the market |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Victorious! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who was King or Wood? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will reclaim our rightful place at the top of the tier |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the first thing we will do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Is get new business cards |