I'm just popping to Aldi
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Hitler wants to cook some pasta. Can anyone find the correct ingredients?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where's the nearest Aldi? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Let's see! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's one here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | on Daleside Retail Park |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on the way to Colwick |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | just before the racecourse |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can you get us some Parmesan cheese while you're there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Aldi |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aldi is currently out of Parmesan, but they have Grana Padano |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's just as good as Parmesan. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Okay, anyone who isn't interested in making cacio e pepe the correct way, do one! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is Grana Padano? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'll tell you what it is |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's inferior |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | an inferior cheese, an Unterkäse |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Parmesan is the dog's bollocks. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Die Hundehoden |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What do any of you know about Italian culinary traditions? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Am I right, or what? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Some people prefer it to Parmesan. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shuck your fucking schnitzel hole. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, please give it a try. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Can you imagine Jamie Oliver |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or Gino D'Acampo |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | using Grana fucking Padano? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What next? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cheddar on my pizza? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Camembert on my ravioli? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You bunch of schmucks. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How could I look Mussolini in the face again? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Italians already look down on us. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They think we're vulgar. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They say we have awful food |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and that our language sounds like dogs barking. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Mein Gott! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Mein Gott! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Verdammt noch mal! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Verdammt noch mal! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | For crying out loud! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't believe this. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | FFS, pull yourself together. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You're twisting my melon, man. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Du bringst meinen Kopf völlig durcheinander, Mann. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What would those Italian grandmothers think? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The nonnas. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jamie's lovely nonnas. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's nothing else for it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You'll have to try Lidl. |