Hathernakis: A Chairman’s Struggle
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October 2026: Nathaniolos Hathernakis and the xG High Command lay out their plans for S3 2026…
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It hasn’t been the perfect title defence, Mr Chairman |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we are confident that we can bounce back in S3 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Maintaining our 2-2-1 system, with Jack up top, Losty in goal |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rowan, Kenny and Cormac working at the back |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And of course, Sondico Sami with the high press |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You forget Magee in the middle |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He’s irreplaceable |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Hathernakis… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Magee… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Magee is going home, back to Belfast |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He leaves on Saturday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jack…fetch me a Staropramen, make it two |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE’S OUR BEST FUCKING PLAYER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE’S THE REFS FAVOURITE TOO! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WITH HIS LITTLE TURNS IN THE MIDDLE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHY MUST I SUFFER? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE HAVE NO PLAYERS LEFT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND NOW I’M LEFT WITH ALL OF YOU |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ABSOLUTE CLOWNS WITH 2 LEFT FEET |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | [KENNETH] But Mr Hathernakis, he wants to go Home, he… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TO WHAT? BELFAST?!? THAT SHITHOLE!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [KENNETH] But Sir, he misses his family and friends |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT YOU MULE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ALWAYS THE IRISH BOYS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I BRING THEM IN, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | GIVE THEM A PLACE TO PLAY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEY NEVER GET SUBBED OFF |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND HOW DO THEY RE-PAY ME? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY TAKE THEIR TROPHIES AND FUCK OFF TO THAT PATHETIC COLONY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ALL I ASK, IS FOR SOME LOYALTY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT INSTEAD I AM SURROUNDED BY YOU PILLOCKS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How do we defend the Title now?… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Another one of MY BOYS are gone… |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was building a Dynasty |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HE LEAVES ME JUST LIKE THAT LEECH EOIN! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHY DID I BUILD THE TEAM AROUND THE IRISH?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THE POTATO SHAGGERS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WE WILL RID THE CLUB… |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | OF THE GREEN LIES THEY HAVE SPUN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | [Cal] Don’t be upset, Cormac…Sami will replace Magee |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I must text Arshay… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Inform him that Magee is done… |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and that we are looking at other Leagues… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Euston, is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We must regroup and move on… |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But how? But where? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I have the Kategna money… |