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Parody - Following on from monthly forum for critical care paramedics
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Does anyone want to discuss the monthly forum? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I'm not sure I want to open that can of worms |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But I think we should discuss it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These critical care paramedics are getting out of hand |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they are taking up all our time |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've been considering this problem for some time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But wasn't sure how best to proceed |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's more |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They also want to be able to work on an unstaffed vehicle |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's this AP64 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone but the COSMs to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've had enough |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they know I'm on a secondment |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't they understand how vehicle movements work? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They think it can be moved |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's not that simple |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Emails need to be sent, every week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And we have to plan them on GRS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Can't they just work when I say |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | And the annualised hours problem? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't even get me started on that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry - but they are so difficult to manage |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But we agreed to flexible working |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who did that! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How dare they have |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Commitments outside the APPCC team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And make my life so difficult |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They want to work and fulfil their contract |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But they won't work 100% EOC |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They say they want clinical time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And won't go everywhere in London when I need them too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But I have a plan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will show them who's the boss |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And make life harder for them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll send an email |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Enforcing that I am in charge |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And responsible for clinical operations |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who are they to question my decisions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They can not have an opinion |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They MUST not have an opinion |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, the clinical team will help |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They think we operate in a democracy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I make so many, many |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | decisions |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What decisions? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Deployment, staffing, resource allocation and operational delivery |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Feedback will always be considered |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But we don't require collective agreement or approval |