Hitler is distressed to learn who his partner is for the pool competition
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Adolf is stoked for the upcoming pool competition but he gets a nasty surprise when the pairing are announced.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The pairings have been decided |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for the East Kent |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | doubles pool competion |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it's the biggest comp |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in Western Europe |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With a decent partner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have every chance of success |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You have been paired with |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shane McQuinn |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | from Deal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the non-pool players please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not that fucking potato |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Everybody knows he's been |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | holding back Robson for years |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What a clown |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He missed that sitter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | in Champions League Group 15 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With the tie at his mercy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A blind man would have potted it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He claims to have had a 75 break at snooker |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And you believed him? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He reckons he's quite good once he's had a couple of drinks. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They call him Portaloo |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | because he's plastic |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and full of shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How am I supposed to win now. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Playing with an idiot |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | who takes 2 minutes per shot |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He needed a head start to beat Badger |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why couldn't I have been |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | paired up with Robson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Robson knows what he's doing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But no I have to get the potato |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Input only they say to him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's got his own cue |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't care if he's got a big piece |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He couldn't even win at Pontins |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When he was given a bye |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Costello's never going to let me live this down |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've got more chance of winning World War 2 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'd rather be playing with Marshmallow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The pool is clearly a write off |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But at least I've still got the darts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I really fancy my chances in the doubles |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't know the bloke I'm playing with |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I hear he peppers the treble 20 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And can take 5 legs off Luke Littler |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Who he dislikes for some reason |