Starmer Reacts to England vs. Argentina

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00:00 - 00:03We've entered the second half
00:04 - 00:05Gordon scored
00:05 - 00:07And we are up 1-0
00:08 - 00:12We are parking the bus and Pickford is blocking every shot
00:12 - 00:15And Kalshi predicts that we will win
00:17 - 00:19If Pickford locks in
00:19 - 00:21We may win harder
00:24 - 00:26My Starmuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Pickford...
00:31 - 00:33Pickford failed to block two balls
00:34 - 00:36Argentina is up 2-1
00:53 - 00:58The following stay in this room, Bellingham, Kane, Tuchel, and Kemp.
01:13 - 01:15VICTORY WAS AN ORDER
01:15 - 01:17ENGLISH VICTORY WAS AN ORDER
01:18 - 01:23WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO DEFY ME?!
01:25 - 01:28HOW HAS IT COME TO THIS?!
01:29 - 01:31AN UTTER CATASTROPHE
01:31 - 01:34THE ODDS ARE LYING TO ME, EVEN KALSHI
01:34 - 01:37WHY DID WE PARK THE BUS
01:37 - 01:40LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS
01:40 - 01:42Mein Starmuhrer it was the sen-
01:42 - 01:46SHUT THE FUCK UP, I LOST 200 QUID
01:46 - 01:48Mein Starmuher, don't bet
01:48 - 01:52Utter scum of the entire British Isles!
01:53 - 01:54NO SENSE OF PLAYMAKING
01:56 - 01:57WE LOST TO ARGENTINA 44 YEARS AGO
01:57 - 02:00JUST TO REPEAT
02:00 - 02:03THE SAME FUCKING THING
02:04 - 02:08THEY DIDN'T EVEN BLATANTLY CHEAT THIS TIME
02:08 - 02:13WE WERE JUST BAD
02:14 - 02:16WE SHOULD HAVE SENT KANE OFF
02:17 - 02:21TO PLAY AMERICAN FOOTBALL
02:27 - 02:29I led Britain like shit
02:30 - 02:34But even I knew
02:34 - 02:36I can't be as bad as Thatcher
02:41 - 02:42Fools
02:43 - 02:47NOW I'M JUST AS BAD AS HER
02:48 - 02:53I CAN'T EVEN SAY I WON A WAR AGAINST THEM
02:54 - 02:56I LOST THE LABOUR PARTY
02:56 - 02:59WE LOST THE WORLD CUP
03:00 - 03:02AND WE LOST IT TO ARGENTINA
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, we were rooting for Pakistan
03:14 - 03:16How can I save my reputation?
03:19 - 03:23It's in tatters.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33I might be the worst.
03:40 - 03:46But if you ever think I will ever do something
03:46 - 03:49Then you are sorely mistaken.
03:53 - 03:56Call Andy Burnham.