Starmer Reacts to England vs. Argentina
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've entered the second half |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gordon scored |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we are up 1-0 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are parking the bus and Pickford is blocking every shot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Kalshi predicts that we will win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If Pickford locks in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We may win harder |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Starmuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pickford... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pickford failed to block two balls |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Argentina is up 2-1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay in this room, Bellingham, Kane, Tuchel, and Kemp. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | VICTORY WAS AN ORDER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ENGLISH VICTORY WAS AN ORDER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO DEFY ME?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HOW HAS IT COME TO THIS?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AN UTTER CATASTROPHE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE ODDS ARE LYING TO ME, EVEN KALSHI |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY DID WE PARK THE BUS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Starmuhrer it was the sen- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP, I LOST 200 QUID |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Starmuher, don't bet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Utter scum of the entire British Isles! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO SENSE OF PLAYMAKING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE LOST TO ARGENTINA 44 YEARS AGO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | JUST TO REPEAT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE SAME FUCKING THING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEY DIDN'T EVEN BLATANTLY CHEAT THIS TIME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE WERE JUST BAD |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE SHOULD HAVE SENT KANE OFF |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO PLAY AMERICAN FOOTBALL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I led Britain like shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But even I knew |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't be as bad as Thatcher |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fools |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NOW I'M JUST AS BAD AS HER |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I CAN'T EVEN SAY I WON A WAR AGAINST THEM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I LOST THE LABOUR PARTY |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WE LOST THE WORLD CUP |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND WE LOST IT TO ARGENTINA |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we were rooting for Pakistan |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I save my reputation? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's in tatters. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I might be the worst. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you ever think I will ever do something |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then you are sorely mistaken. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Andy Burnham. |