Hitler is told he's unlikely to retake Clacton
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7/30/2026Mein Führer screams at his team in Millbank House after the latest polling numbers for Clacton were revealed to him.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Count Binface is closing in on Clacton |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Litter is disappearing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sweepers seen the A133 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tatty flags are disappearing from lamposts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He's been looking at houses in Frinton |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have one there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll never afford the prices |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He's building his own |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He has plans... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | for a newbuild in mock Tudor style |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | grassed lawns |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Impossible, I control the turf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Nothing goes green in Clacton |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Next he'll be wearing yellow trousers |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the women love them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they would't lie |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's not seen the shirt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Zia's just sent me the t-shirt image |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A t-shirt. Why not a double-breasted blazer? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I hate black t-shirts, Burnham wears them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Burnham insists his are dark blue |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ...and black jeans. What's wrong with baby blue? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Larry Grayson wore those |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The ladies of Clacton love the nouveau rich look |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Their men love to see |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | a well laundered man |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | As for Binface, a fucking cape |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who does he think he is, Adam Adamant? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've just handed him the lastest polling data |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Two years ago I won with a massive majority |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now I'm behind a guy wearing a bin |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You idiots told me this was a good idea, you agreed with me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's not my fault, it never is |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If it wasn't for me, you'd still be Tory failures |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Thanks to me, Brexit got done |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've never been richer |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could have spent the money on Ferraris |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but I chose to keep it quiet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Someone's grassed me up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This was going to be my last big job |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The job's been ruined by a fool |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Laure, you'll keep the house |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now Tice has the cops involved |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Jenrick, lot of use he's been |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He said, trust me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nobody warned me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If it wasn't for the Cottrells |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you'd have been finished in 2024 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What the fuck do I tell Chakrit? |