| 00:00 - 00:03 | The next shipment arrives in a fortnight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sweatshirts will be resupplied. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Trucks arrive via Petoskey here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Before you ask, bright yellow hats are also coming. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Beer koozies will come in via air drop...here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Of course there will be gold M's... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Along the route for the trucks? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Gold M's.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only one Gold M remains. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At Camp Daggett Road. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All blue lanyards, leave now. James and Jill, you stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The kids love the Gold M's! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's how you build excitement as you get closer to camp! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's part of the Michigania Magic! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | James will put them back. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is how Camp Michigania memories are formed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We focus on tradition! Cookie Man! The unicorn! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's why we said no to the M Den! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the M Den already signed the contract. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the hell are you talking about? We told them to take a hike! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Alumni Association overruled the camper vote. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about the damn Alumni Association! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | These are camp traditions! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Michigania isn't Michigania without them! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Activities for all ages. Kids are free to explore! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Day care so the parents can have fun, too! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Multiple generations breaking bread together! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Friends that return year after year after year! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And no one has to cook or do dishes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And at the end of a long day of making memories... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The most magical place of all... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The place where a young boy gets his first taste of independence... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Camp Store! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's where I learned to budget. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My parents gave me one dollar per day. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could get a Ring Pop or Skittles, but not both. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I could even save my money for a few days. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And then I could get a Dove Bar. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This was before we had an ice cream machine! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'll get you a Dove Bar. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But those times are gone. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We've welcomed the iron grip of capitalism into our midst. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Thank God there's no WiFi in the cabins. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That would be tragic. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the Alumni Association we need more Michigania hoodies. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we need onesies in larger sizes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Also a toothbrush would be nice. |
