Hitler Rants About Michigania Magic

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Hitler remembers the good old days of Camp Michigania and the traditions he values.

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00:00 - 00:03The next shipment arrives in a fortnight.
00:04 - 00:05Sweatshirts will be resupplied.
00:05 - 00:07Trucks arrive via Petoskey here.
00:08 - 00:12Before you ask, bright yellow hats are also coming.
00:12 - 00:15Beer koozies will come in via air drop...here.
00:17 - 00:19Of course there will be gold M's...
00:19 - 00:21Along the route for the trucks?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28The Gold M's....
00:31 - 00:33Only one Gold M remains.
00:34 - 00:36At Camp Daggett Road.
00:53 - 00:58All blue lanyards, leave now. James and Jill, you stay.
01:13 - 01:15This is bullshit!
01:15 - 01:17The kids love the Gold M's!
01:18 - 01:23That's how you build excitement as you get closer to camp!
01:25 - 01:28It's part of the Michigania Magic!
01:29 - 01:31James will put them back.
01:31 - 01:34This is how Camp Michigania memories are formed!
01:34 - 01:37We focus on tradition! Cookie Man! The unicorn!
01:37 - 01:40It's why we said no to the M Den!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, the M Den already signed the contract.
01:42 - 01:46What the hell are you talking about? We told them to take a hike!
01:46 - 01:48The Alumni Association overruled the camper vote.
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a shit about the damn Alumni Association!
01:53 - 01:54These are camp traditions!
01:56 - 01:57Michigania isn't Michigania without them!
01:57 - 02:00Activities for all ages. Kids are free to explore!
02:00 - 02:03Day care so the parents can have fun, too!
02:04 - 02:08Multiple generations breaking bread together!
02:08 - 02:13Friends that return year after year after year!
02:14 - 02:16And no one has to cook or do dishes!
02:17 - 02:21And at the end of a long day of making memories...
02:27 - 02:29The most magical place of all...
02:30 - 02:34The place where a young boy gets his first taste of independence...
02:34 - 02:36The Camp Store!
02:41 - 02:42It's where I learned to budget.
02:43 - 02:47My parents gave me one dollar per day.
02:48 - 02:53I could get a Ring Pop or Skittles, but not both.
02:54 - 02:56I could even save my money for a few days.
02:56 - 02:59And then I could get a Dove Bar.
03:00 - 03:02This was before we had an ice cream machine!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I'll get you a Dove Bar.
03:14 - 03:16But those times are gone.
03:19 - 03:23We've welcomed the iron grip of capitalism into our midst.
03:25 - 03:26Thank God there's no WiFi in the cabins.
03:31 - 03:33That would be tragic.
03:40 - 03:46Tell the Alumni Association we need more Michigania hoodies.
03:46 - 03:49And we need onesies in larger sizes.
03:53 - 03:56Also a toothbrush would be nice.