Ashton, our Glorious Data Robot
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7/4/2026Ashton gets mad we don't do our dailies. Yells at our wordt performing (non-noob, in discord) members.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Currently, our club is ranked at about 950. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our potential competitors are Umalatro, Sarga Co. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and SBC1 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Currently we are at 86 million fans, 28 million fans from A+ |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 1.9 million fans from being B+ rank again. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as all our club members do a careers a day |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ashton |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shiropi... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shiropi only gets 300k fans per week. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cesaa and Lilonooby aren't doing much better. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Dan, Shiropi, Lolinooby, and Cesaa. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you to do your dailies! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you to do a career a day! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All you had to do was do a run each day! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm not asking for a MANT career! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just any career! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is it that hard to do a single Unity Cup career? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It takes like 30 minutes at most! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You all are incompenent bumbling fools! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ashton, I cannot permit you to insult our club members- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They do nothing to help our club- |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ashton, they have been trying their best- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Is trying your best doing nothing but scrolling on Twitter all day? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For months! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all have been slacking off, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | freeloading off the efforts of others in the club, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while you talk in the discord and send stupid pictures! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is sending pictures of Cafe more important than this club? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Your useless chatter has been dragging the club's efficiency to the ground! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Nobody does careers while chatting! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should've had Dan kick you all, but he kept on stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was never a top member of the club |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I respect the effort that they make. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They deserve better than this club. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But it doesn't matter. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They do more than five fucking MANT careers every single day! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They spend hours getting fans for this club! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They ought to be in an S ranked club. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They carry your sorry asses up to B+ |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | while the club is barely kept afloat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Rosy. We do multiple careers a day. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So this is how it is. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You're just here for the rewards, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And your shoes and sashes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you guys did your careers, we would be in A+ rank already |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we would all be richer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How shortsighted. |