Hitler is Unhappy with Cannabis Strains Available to Him
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6/30/2026No potent Sativas in all of Berlin...and the Fuhrer don't fuck with Indicas.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've been on the lookout for open dispensaries. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see, here on Weedmaps |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are only 2. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One is called, inexplicably, "Breadcrumbs & Panko" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the other is called House of Danke. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | House of Danke has some potent bud. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can get a couple eighths of Steiner Skittlez. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner Skittlez have been out of stock for weeks. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | As are other potent Sativas. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's not in the Ministry of Weed, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My 4/20 b-day weed is shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Almost all stems and seeds! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Zero vape carts, not even a decent gummy. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Third Reich? More like Third Rate. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What's a dictator to do? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Smoke Indica like those lazy fucks in the SS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You know how Indica affects me. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Might as well give me a cyanide capsule! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, we did bring a Sativa-dominant hybrid. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was 50/50! How is that Sativa-dominant! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you can get baked on Saurkraut Express! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you can eat a bag of dicks for dinner! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just do the errand! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe I should just speak English. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It would give me more control over these subtitles. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only the Americans know good weed when they smell it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But I've got sour news for you fuckers. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | In case you haven't noticed, we're at war with America! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What do you want me to do, share a bong with the Bolsheviks? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You assholes are like, "pass the dutchie to the left...to Stalin!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Aryans are supposed to be smart. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want a fat blunt. A blunt and some nachos! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's boring af in this bunker. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Snoozefest. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can steal the Arc de Triomphe, but I can't get a pre-roll! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Blondi is getting irritable without her edibles! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She bit off Eva Braun's left nipple. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Her tits used to be 10/10! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now Skeletor Goebbels frau is the hottest one here! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He thinks we're hot too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it's true what they say. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I can be a jerk sometimes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Touch your belly. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I didn't say, 'Hitler says.' |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A fascist can't function without weed. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I was high when I wrote Mein Kampf. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | High as a kite. |