Hitler is Unhappy with Cannabis Strains Available to Him
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No potent Sativas in all of Berlin...and the Fuhrer don't fuck with Indicas.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've been on the lookout for open dispensaries. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are only 2. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One is called, inexplicably, "Breadcrumbs & Panko" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the other is called House of Danke. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | House of Danke has some potent bud. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can get a couple 1/8ths of Steiner Skittlez. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner Skittlez has been unavailable for weeks. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | As are other potent Sativas. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone outside of the Ministry of Weed, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My 4/20 b-day weed is shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Almost completely stems and seeds! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not even a decent gummy. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Completely tapped. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What do you want me to smoke, Indica! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You act like I'm one of those lazy stoners in the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Next thing, you'll want me to smoke Indica. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Like poison, in a cyanide capsule! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We brought you a Sativa-dominant hybrid. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was 50/50! How is that Sativa-dominant! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, you can get high af on 50/50 hybrids. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you can eat a bag of dicks for dinner! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do the errand! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe I should speak English to you assholes. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It would give me control over these subtitles! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only Americans know good weed when they smell it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But guess what, we're at war with the Americans! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You want me to share a bong with the Bolsheviks? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I want is a fat blunt. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you assholes are like, "pass the dutchie to the left...to Stalin!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm surrounded by Nazi idiots. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want nachos. And sugarfree Red Bull. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's boring af in this bunker. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Snooze fest. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can steal the Arc de Triomphe, but I can't get a single pre-roll! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Blondi is getting irritable without her edibles. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She bit off Eva Braun's left nipple. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That bitch used to have perfect tits! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now Skeletor Goebbels's frau is the hottest one here! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He thinks we're hot too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it's true what they say. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'm a piece of shit. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Touch your belly. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I didn't say Simon Says. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't function without weed. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I was high when I wrote Mein Kampf. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | High as a kite. |