BP Wants Pat Bev

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BP freaks out over the wolves not bringing back pat bev and is pissed

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00:00 - 00:03Blake: Sir, we can't get Beverly to Minnesota.
00:04 - 00:05There are too many other teams
00:05 - 00:07that will talk to him.
00:08 - 00:12It just doesn't work to sign him.
00:12 - 00:15We don't even have a roster spot.
00:17 - 00:19Brett: Just cut someone.
00:19 - 00:21I don't care who.
00:24 - 00:26Blake: Brett ...
00:27 - 00:28We can't.
00:31 - 00:33Jack: All of our contracts are guaranteed
00:34 - 00:36We'd need to buyout someone.
00:53 - 00:58Brett: Get rid of KAT, Rudy, McDaniels, anyone.
01:13 - 01:15HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN?
01:15 - 01:17PAT BEV IS THE GREATEST T-WOLF OF ALL TIME.
01:18 - 01:23KAT IS A PUSSY. RUDY IS TERRIBLE. THEY ALL SUCK.
01:25 - 01:28I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR PAT BEV!
01:29 - 01:31Abby: This is normal.
01:31 - 01:34ANT IS THE ONLY ONE WORTH A DAMN.
01:34 - 01:37THE REST OF THEM CAN FUCK OFF TO DEATH.
01:37 - 01:40TIM CONNOLY FUCKED THIS TEAM!
01:40 - 01:42Josh: But sir you said you liked the Conley trade.
01:42 - 01:46BRETT: BECAUSE D-LO TAKES THE BALL OUT OF ANT'S HANDS.
01:46 - 01:48Josh: But sir, we got back draft picks too.
01:48 - 01:52BRETT: DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT 2ND ROUND PICKS?
01:53 - 01:54GIVE ME BEVERYLY!
01:56 - 01:57CUT SOMEONE.
01:57 - 02:00IF BEVERYLY ISN'T HERE BY TOMORROW MORNING
02:00 - 02:03I WILL KILL EVERYONE ON THIS TEAM!
02:04 - 02:08I WILL LOG ONTO KIRK GOAT AND BARADE TIM CONNOLY!
02:08 - 02:13THAT FUCKER HAS RUINED EVERYTHING WE HAD GOING
02:14 - 02:16ALL TO GET RUDY FUCKING GOBERT.
02:17 - 02:21HE'S TERRIBLE. I WANT TO PUKE EVERYTIME I WATCH HIM.
02:27 - 02:29I'M A SCHOOL TEACHER.
02:30 - 02:34I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING STRESS INTO THE CLASSROOM.
02:34 - 02:36THE KIDS ARE TOO IMPORTANT.
02:41 - 02:42GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
02:43 - 02:47I CANNOT BELIEVE WE'RE KEEPING AUSTIN RIVERS OVER PAT BEV.
02:48 - 02:53HE WAS ONLY GOOD IN HIGH SCHOOL. HIS BEST DAYS ARE BEHIND HIM.
02:54 - 02:56BEVERLY IS STILL IN HIS PRIME.
02:56 - 02:59BUT CONNOLY WON'T FUCKING SEE THAT.
03:00 - 03:02HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN!
03:04 - 03:07Abby: This is what happens. It's Minnesota sports.
03:14 - 03:16Brett: I guess we won't get Bev.
03:19 - 03:23I don't know if I can live without him.
03:25 - 03:26He's the GOAT.
03:31 - 03:33Well, besides MJ.
03:40 - 03:46Man, do I miss last year's timberwolves. It was the best season we've had since 2003.
03:46 - 03:49And Pat Bev was the reason why.
03:53 - 03:56God speed Pat Bev.