A tribute to the Chedgrave One Way System Announcement
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The reaction to the announcement of a one way traffic system in the village of Chedgrave interpreted through the medium of Hitlers Rage.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | A temporary system for the village |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | preventing construction trafiic |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | coming into the town and village |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | everyone must obey the one way system |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | until construction is complete in about thirty |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent I can see how that works. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hopefully it will take less than thirty days |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Thirty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Thirty is only an estimate and not the number of days |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its until the year twenty thirty |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think this is crazy, inconvenient or needs rethinking, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have enough problems |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And now you bring me this madness |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What if I just want a pint in The White Horse? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | OK OK I know I shouldnt be driving to the pub |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Thats not my point |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Rectory Lane has no place in that journey |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | One minute its painting lines in the road for safety |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And before that it was that bastard roundabout |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the parish council cant be blamed for the roundabout. delays |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It took forever and then they had to redo it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir it was a little dangerous |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A little? It was like the Dukes of Hazard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For Months! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cant stand it anymore |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For years all I read on The Loddon Noticeboard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Whats going on with the magic roundabout?? " |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I want is to see pictures of people parking like a twat |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But every other post was about that bloody roundabout |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even joined the Loddon Eyeball at one point I was desperate. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You have no idea what that felt like |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Loddon Noticeboard rejects |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At the end of the day. Im better than that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll follow the stupid system, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but Im not happy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Shaft Of Wit Comedy will be dining out on this for four years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every month some pathetic attempts at humour |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Although he can say what he want about Big Back Lane |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who's idea was it to use BIG Back Lane |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The last time it buggered my suspension |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It wasnt your fault, Its full of potholes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a confession to make |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I actually dont care, I don't even drive |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its fine |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I like the drama |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will get used to it like everything and then it will be over. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Four years of complaining on Loddon Noticeboard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its a dream come true |