Delta 1 Rage
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | All sites have minimal work for a Monday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All the way from LO to SIM, sites are slow. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | CAGs are slow rolling CSOs out |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | CSO lunches are free for the taking |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can all enjoy stale chicken wraps and mushy apples |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will have plenty of time to play Wordle as well |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And crack Jew jokes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Delta 1 |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dayshift |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dayshift unexpectedly shut down FTD |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didnt see it coming |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except KP and Kobbe, get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking ginger fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why does he do this to me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I could be eating Cheez it Crisps, jerky, and building magic decks while telling Jew jokes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That piece of shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fuck him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now KPs Cheez it crisps are going to be all the way across base |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its been so chill the past few weeks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The sour cream one are so good |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Harvest Snack peas are a superior snack |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Harvest Snap peas, bro |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they are lower calories with better flavor selection |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thats not the point |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Idiot |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Im trying to not eat out of the trash anymore |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even BCI wasnt supposed to be here |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I havent even won more than a dollar with lottery |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Im pretty sure KP is giving me recycled losing tickets |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Hes tricking me, i know it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But i cant hate him because his free jerky is so good |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now im gonna be starving with no snacks at fuels |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What else can i do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I didnt deserve this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Im Delta 1 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck Gorman |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He gave a complete stranger a cum laden used CPAP |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I still cant believe he did that |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Filthy ginger |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's completely lost in all our conversations and still fucks me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He got the last laugh |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He still doesnt know its going to happen again tomorrow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Just send me to FTU |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Better yet send me to Whiteman with Jensen |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I give up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least Jensen doesnt cum all over his CPAP |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And maybe there are better snacks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck dayshift |