JG Sprays the Bullpen

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JG Sprays the Bullpen. A Shakespearean tale of heartbroken and loss in the modern era.

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00:00 - 00:03Hi guys welcome to the Tiimely Home strategy meeting
00:04 - 00:05Looking forward to discussing the best way to polish a turd
00:05 - 00:07This quarter I'd like to target more geriatric customers
00:08 - 00:12I think the solution is a video of Barb and Brett
00:12 - 00:15Explaining construction loans and getting 8 likes
00:17 - 00:19I don't give a fuck let's talk about the Brownlow
00:19 - 00:21Keen to spend Monday night with the boys
00:24 - 00:26The Package
00:27 - 00:28About the Brownlow....
00:31 - 00:33All the boys are dogging it
00:34 - 00:36They're coming up with last minute excuses
00:53 - 00:58Gillespie, Birch, DDG. Everyone else leave the room
01:13 - 01:15We have been talking about this for weeks
01:15 - 01:17Live multis with the fucking boys
01:18 - 01:23What am I supposed to do now
01:25 - 01:28Sit there with Ben all night?
01:29 - 01:31The cunt won't say a fucking word
01:31 - 01:34I may as well have an imaginary fucking friend
01:34 - 01:37The beers were supposed to be flowing
01:37 - 01:40You cock suckers ruined everything
01:40 - 01:42Forgive me JG I have to feed my dog
01:42 - 01:46Your dog can fucking wait Bircher
01:46 - 01:48The Package, please he will tear up my house
01:48 - 01:52I will shine a magnifying glass on your bald head and burn your house down myself
01:53 - 01:54What about you Gillespie
01:56 - 01:57Cat food eating cock sucker
01:57 - 02:00I expected better of you
02:00 - 02:03At least Jaffa has the excuse of sounding like a lesbian
02:04 - 02:08I wanted to watch Dom lose another $500
02:08 - 02:13Now I'll have to go home and hump my pillow like Manos' dog
02:14 - 02:16I can only empty my balls so much
02:17 - 02:21I'll bet Thommo will fucking leave halfway through as usual the old bastard
02:27 - 02:29I haven't been this disappointed since I looked down at my pecker this morning
02:30 - 02:34Everything I thought I knew is wrong
02:34 - 02:36We're supposed to be the fucking Bullpen
02:41 - 02:42Cock suckers
02:43 - 02:47I may as well hang out with Sumaiya
02:48 - 02:53Maybe I'll round up the fucking rejects
02:54 - 02:56Has anyone got Trix's number
02:56 - 02:59Should I go and hang out on Coops' cum-stained couch?
03:00 - 03:02I'll stand around in Rundle Mall and sell Big Issues with Raf?
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Kerrie, you're not in any danger of a call-up
03:14 - 03:16If anyone else is going to let me down do it now
03:19 - 03:23Put me out of my misery
03:25 - 03:26My heart is broken
03:31 - 03:33I guess there's always Friday knockoffs
03:40 - 03:46Tell me there's still Friday knockoffs
03:46 - 03:49Or are you cock suckers dogging that too
03:53 - 03:56The second tower has been hit