The Glory of the 300D
16 views9/30/2026
This is for the Drychal celebration of the glorious 300d. The best vehicle anyone has ever owned.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we have an emergency. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The odometer has spoken. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bryce's 300D is approaching 200,000 miles. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Drychal committee has authorized a celebration. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bratwurst. Beer. Unreasonable German arrogance. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The W123 remains operational. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Despite smoking like a Bavarian nightclub. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But there is... one problem. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The guest list. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some people called it "just an old car." |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Anyone who said that... get out. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | JUST AN OLD CAR?! IT IS A MERCEDES-BENZ W123, YOU UNCULTURED BASTARDS! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FIVE CYLINDERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AN OM617 BUILT FROM PURE SPITE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT OUTLIVED GERMAN REUNIFICATION, YOUR MARRIAGE, AND THREE ECONOMIC CRISES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND YOU WON'T EVEN DRINK A BLUE BEER?!?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | LOOK AT THAT BLACK PAINT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THOSE WHEELS! THOSE YELLOW LIGHTS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT'S A BERLIN PIMP'S DREAM MACHINE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND ACCELERATES LIKE A REFRIGERATOR! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ENGINE?! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT BOSCH INJECTION PUMP HAS MORE INTEGRITY THAN THIS ENTIRE ROOM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THIS PARTY IS HAPPENING! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | EVEN IF WE HAVE TO PUSH HER THERE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And where is the bratwurst? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't you dare say vegan. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I DID NOT AUTHORIZE A KALE-BASED DRYCHAL! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE NEED SAUSAGES THE SIZE OF CAMSHAFTS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BEER COLDER THAN A DIESEL START IN JANUARY! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND ENOUGH EURO-TRASH GLAMOUR TO GET US BANNED FROM STUTTGART! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SOMEONE BRING THE GOLD CHAINS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE IDLE SHAKE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He just replaced the injectors. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It still shakes like a stripper on payday. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Should we tell him? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Absolutely not. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That idle is part of its sexual charisma. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's not broken. It's aggressively German. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about the dress code? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Lederhosen. Fur coats. Aggressive chest hair. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No one arrives in a Kia (becky) |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That would dishonor the Fatherland. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we've gone too far. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's a party for a 41-year-old diesel sedan. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We haven't gone far enough. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | bound to be the most exclusive and best Drychal party of the year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 200,000 miles. Zero shame. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | RSVP. DIESEL DOES NOT WAIT. |