Italy and France in Roblebunker 1919

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Italy and France in the Roblebunker circa 1919. News has just arrived from England.

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00:00 - 00:03Roblebunker, Paris 1919
00:04 - 00:05Jacob: Italian forces have retreated in Triest.
00:05 - 00:07Jacob: Austria and German divisions have surrounded our Levant forces.
00:08 - 00:12Jacob: Withdrawl will be nearly impossible, and we should consider them lost.
00:12 - 00:15Jacob: Additionally, our Gallipoli campaign was noticed before success.
00:17 - 00:19Moon: We will withdraw into the interior.
00:19 - 00:21Moon: So long as the French navy holds the med and Britain the channel, victory will be achieved.
00:24 - 00:26Jacob: Moon
00:27 - 00:28Jacob: Britain
00:31 - 00:33Jacob: The Austrian navy has escaped the med.
00:34 - 00:36Jacob: As we speak German and Austrian troops are landing in Northern England.
00:53 - 00:58Moon: Everyone except Italy, Japan, and Raj leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Moon: THAT FUCKING IDIOT BANANA
01:15 - 01:17Moon: I TOLD HIM, DIVIDE YOUR NAVY, PUT IT ON PATROL.
01:18 - 01:23Moon: ITS 1919 AND HE HAS 12 DIVISIONS.
01:25 - 01:28Moon: THIS WASTE OF SPACE HAS RUINED THIS WAR FOR US.
01:29 - 01:31Moon: WE HAD EVERY ADVANTAGE.
01:31 - 01:34Moon: French troops have held the line at every point.
01:34 - 01:37Moon: The least he could do is provide his own naval protection.
01:37 - 01:40Moon: This idiot went back down to civ economy in the middle of the war.
01:40 - 01:42Jacob: Surely the Austrians will break at any moment.
01:42 - 01:46Moon: THE AUSTRIANS HAVE A 4:1 RATIO AGAINST THE BRITISH.
01:46 - 01:48Jacob: Germany will soon fall to the Soldier revolt. America will join the war at any moment.
01:48 - 01:52Moon: AMERICA CAN NOT SAVE US IF BRITAIN IS LOST.
01:53 - 01:54Moon: FUCKING CUNT BRIT.
01:56 - 01:57Moon: I WILL HANG HIM MYSELF.
01:57 - 02:00Moon: I NEARLY SHOT MYSELF WHEN HE GAVE UP IN AFRICA.
02:00 - 02:03Moon: THE DAMN JAPANESE AI HAS CARRIED US MORE THAN BRITIAN.
02:04 - 02:08Moon: We were mere months from victory.
02:08 - 02:13Moon: I PUSHED THE LINE IN THE MAGINOT, ALONE!
02:14 - 02:16Moon: British troops were motorized for no fucking reason.
02:17 - 02:21Moon: Italy held with 1 mil factory against that AUSTRIAN IDIOT STALIN (KOLE).
02:27 - 02:29Moon: I sensed the fear in the Central Powers.
02:30 - 02:34Moon: Rap admitted he would soon lose it all on the Western front.
02:34 - 02:36Moon: Our breakthrough on the Maginot was all but guaranteed.
02:41 - 02:42Moon: Fucking Banana is always throwing the game.
02:43 - 02:47Moon: His builds are fucking trash everytime.
02:48 - 02:53Moon: No one wants to play with him as their ally.
02:54 - 02:56Moon: Im forced to be with him because I brought him here.
02:56 - 02:59Moon: I play these games to relax, not babysit a manchild.
03:00 - 03:02Moon: He has nearly 2000 hours but cant fucking deploy his navy.
03:04 - 03:07French woman to french woman: Do not worry, the post war we shall recover.
03:14 - 03:16Moon: French troops had tasted German soil on the Eastern front.
03:19 - 03:23Moon: I was sure of victory.
03:25 - 03:26Moon: I thought maybe Banana would pull through one time.
03:31 - 03:33Moon: All is lost, I will capitulate to the Central Powers.
03:40 - 03:46Moon: Draft the surrender order, Jacob will be given the Iron Cross.
03:46 - 03:49Moon: Those bastards in Vienna and Berlin will never let me forget this.
03:53 - 03:56Moon: That pipe smoking Indian should never play a major again.