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• 4/5/2026nonsensical stuff about a nonsensical time. Truly comedy at this point
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bookings are coming in light |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The SEs have no pipeline |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And webinars have no attendees |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We had to rollback another release |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And CS has stopped taking service calls |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry. Jim has assured me... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | DSI and Acute will be a big hit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | David... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chad... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chad has no idea what he's doing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You should put me back in charge of Acute |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone on the management team who isn't Nathan, Jeremy, or in the C-Suite leave right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Chad assured me that Hackensack was about to close |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have put countless hours and millions into DSI |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Rebecca assured me these were good leads |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Giorgio's analysis confirmed what I thought |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I paid him a fortune for those findings |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even made you all do cultural commitments in Providence |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't take losing well |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Alex called out most of these problems last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't ever bring up his name again |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We need more than cultural commitments |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't bring anything else to the table |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all I know |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Look at our performance in FY23/FY24 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I was on top of the world |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Every metric looked great |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Those board decks were pristine |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sure, Rebecca faked most of the reporting |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now no one is believing the lies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't even concoct a story to cover this shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want things the way they used to be |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When Nathan was closing so many deals |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was on top of the world |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can't get anything closed now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't understand where it all went wrong |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Claude can't dig us out of this mess |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My next plan to put the roster in Claude |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And start firing relentlessly |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No rhyme or reason to any of it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Rebecca. Your department will remain bloated |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even Acadian is asking questions |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They are seeing through this bullshit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't defend you all anymore |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The next board meeting... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't walk in smiling |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's gonna be a bloodbath |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please leave me and Jim alone. |
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