| 00:00 - 00:03 | Despite our projections, Caleb has NOT won 10 years in a row. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've all gotten a little older |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and a little wiser, too. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Blue Jackets now belong to Mike, Eric and Brandon as well. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With Brandon winning his first just this past year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | About time this league has some parity. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I bet Brandon will go for the repeat. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Hitler..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brandon....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brandon has taken up a career in comedy during his mid-30s. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has decided to leave the League of Low Places. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who hasn't been to one of his comedy shows, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE JOKES AND THE JABS WERE TOO MUCH! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE'VE LOST CHRIS AND BRAD AND RYAN TWICE, NOW BRANDON?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This shit was supposed to be for life! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SOMETHING TO PASS ON TO OUR KIDS ONE DAY!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AT THIS RATE WE'LL BE DEALING WITH STRANGERS SOON!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE NEED TO LOCK THE FUCK IN! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NONE OF YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING SINCE AUSTIN'S FIRE SALE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Hitler I know I'm new here but I'll go for the repea--- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EAT SHIT, ADAM! WE NEED TO START HAVING FUN AGAIN! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the NFL draft is coming up soon! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I fucking know it is! It's one of the worst drafts for fantasy in history! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ONE QUARTERBACK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE USED TO KILL EACH OTHER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | OVER THIRD ROUND THROW-INS AND FAAB! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOW IF IT'S NOT A BLOCKBUSTER, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | PEOPLE GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS AND FORGET WHAT WE DO HERE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE DO THE WORK AND WATCH THE TAPE AND ARGUE OVER 5TH ROUND RECEIVERS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MIKE HASN'T EVEN ASKED ABOUT ISAAC TESLAA! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HIS TEAM OF EXCITING WHITES WAS THE BEST JOKE WE HAD SINCE "ON THE BURGERS!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Things were easier back then. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A gentlemanly rivalry with tasteful shots at one another. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And shared beers to wash it all down. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I had plans... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HAD PLANS FOR THIS LEAGUE GOING DECADES INTO THE FUTURE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'M TALKING ABOUT A MARGARITAVILLE CRUISE IN OUR 50'S FOR THE DRAFT! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now we'd be lucky if there's more than two of us there. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Pretty sure none of us are swingers but it still sounds fun, right?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ALL-INCLUSIVE AND PEOPLE-WATCHING THE DIVORCEES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Christmas 2020 really did a number on him, huh? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All of my best friends are in this league. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's almost unbelievable how distant we all feel from each other. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But I'll do it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll put 1.01 on the burgers if that's what it takes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You sons of bitches may have ruined the greatest tank in history. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But it's better than letting some tranny jokes kill the league. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 2027 1sts only, please. |
