| 00:00 - 00:03 | The snow is melting here and here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The trailheads are dirt |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bridger Bowl is closed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A few skiers are in Cooke |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everyone wants go mountain biking |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How will we keep skiing? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We need avalanche forecasts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chabot.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chabot left town to go climbing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He won't be back |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Climbers and bikers get out of here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I need those fucking forecasts |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have to wiggle my ass down the snow |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don't care if its 80 fucking degrees |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those gay asses at Bridger Bowl didn't stay open |
| 01:28 - 01:32 | What do we do without Bridger open |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | Now this new ass clown Staples |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He talks about forecasting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But he doesn't know shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He'll start forecasting in August |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There is no skiing in August |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we will ski all year long |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Chabot doesn't ski all year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He thinks its better to go climging or some shit like that |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't know how to do other sports |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How can I go skiing without the forecast |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We will fuck them over |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | until they start forecasting more |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I must have Chabot back for forecasts |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This we must have |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Zinn does't know his ass from his nose |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Staples does't go out unless its on a sled |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ian and Alex just hold hands |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Chabot is our only hope |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But he's off in some terrorist ridden land |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Trying to help people avoid avalanches |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a waste of time, let Allah save them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These other clowns want to forecast with problems and rainbows |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I can't understand all those cartoons |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No one will just tell me what to do |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Its ok,Randy Elliot will reopen and run Bridger by himself |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know if we can go skiing without the forecasts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My life is over without skiing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What is the NAC doing about this? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Are they creating consistency? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we need more forecasts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | i can't move on and let it go |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is the end of my life |
