| 00:00 - 00:03 | After leaving San Francisco, we needed to work on our scripts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I know you'll be thrilled |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to find out we're almost done |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know some of us are behind, but we need to get hot fast. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Otherwise, we know you will be disappointed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm ok, I just want to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | focus on Mac's script for today. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Ed... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | mmm.... Mac... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mac never made it back from Taco Tuesday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We haven't seen him since LRP. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need Craig, Garrett, and Elton to stay, everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is what the fuck I've been saying! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told y'all to watch Mac! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mack is very slick, I know he's out there trying to sample local goods! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe you left him out there! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His 9Cs was so jacked up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I basically had to write it for him! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now I have to worry about his damn script while he's out there partying! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need someone to find Mac, ASAP! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My script is ready for you to chop up. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit about your script, I want Mac's! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my script is more important! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care, I wanna hear more about Fast Eddie! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and that Lady! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mac is a poetic genius. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He was the G.O.A.T. of Navy Recruiting. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm sure he could sell oil to the Iranians too! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'm stuck here and have to unfuck Rod's script instead! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't get enough of Mac's story. I want more conflict and change and call it a day! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's going to be a masterpiece, you need to understand. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No one cares about Rod's wannabe Yakuza and Japanese restaurant story! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know what I was thinking |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when I took this job. I love teaching students how to write scripts. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's all I want to do. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It was good until it wasn't. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But now I'm stuck with a bunch of veterans who can't put two sentences together! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Yet alone a bunch of Chiefs whom you can't tell what to do. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had other choices. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could just hangout with Steven Seagal in Thailand! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead I'm stuck here with you clowns! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Brain Trust, I got you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have taken that job offer |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | as Jon Stewart's stunt double in gay movies. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but it was awful. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't quit now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You guys are not that bad. I've read the superstar evals you wrote for yourselves. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You should be able to do this, no problem. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now go find Mac. |
