| 00:00 - 00:03 | (Buttquake) Another Ret Saved to Mag/Gruul |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No tanks online again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Medavon still doesn’t have healing offspec for Kara |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 90% of the guild doesn’t have 375 minning…. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Nobody reads your guild announcements and still thinks we need engineering p1 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | (Tyr) Do we have any expresso in here? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or am I going to have to call everyone fucking retards? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | (Buttquake) My Tyrhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | (Salvio) Unfortunately… Shorts & Paul drank it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You’re going to have to make a Starbucks run |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | (Tyr) Good thing I drank 3 cups. Officers stay, Turtles leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING RETARDS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many times do I have to post in discord.. RETARDS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I post and @ everyone every time! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Salvio did you check the prios? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It smells like Jimmy shit his pants in here. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why do they think we need Engineering for raids that last 10 minutes… |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I swear if I hear another Stravain pun |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I’m going to bench all the people playing in two guilds |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | (Pork) But Tyrhrer you play in two guilds… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | (Tyr) I’ll bench myself I don’t give a fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | (Pork) My Tyrhrer, that means we’ll have to recruit.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | (Tyr) Jesus Christ I’ll just turn this guild into guild bank GDKP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | None of these retards can click cubes anyway. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Luca, I bet you don’t even have 375 minning and epic flying mount |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You’re busy building a new house but ffs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We need put helmets on all these retards |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Someone always saved or gone the day we do Kara |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People still don’t have enchants, & proper gems on their gear. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fuck I can’t take this anymore |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just when I thought I couldn’t be more clear |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People still don’t listen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Being a guild used to mean something |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now I’m going to have to ninja loot ashes of alar |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is last fucking time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If people don’t read my disc messages I’m going to kick them . |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If people get saved or can’t make a raid. Kicked. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If they’re a lions fan. Kicked |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Make sure everyone has 375 minning |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If they don’t, Puglandia until they do |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (Perals) It’s okay. We are “We like Turtles” |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | (Tyr) More like “We Can’t Read” |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The caffeine is starting to wear off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where is Obama? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Please don’t tell me he’s saved too |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the melee DST is Tyrler Prio |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell the Casters Skull of Guldan is Mine |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I should just go play Poker |
