| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the route up West Coast |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Briefed IMOC members. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Rendezvous Lamberts Bay |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | How can they fuck this up? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But member got lost on return |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So leader fucked up ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | On the return? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader was Bob Englishman |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Yes Englishman |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bob rode so fast left men behind |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Englishman just fucked off! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kosterman, Tichart, Gav.Baby Philip stay! Rest leave! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You lost Mike From Newlands i |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If Mike were anymore stupid he |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | would have to be watered twice a week! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What were you idiots thinking |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sat around drinking Rose |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | womanising with loose |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Lambert woman |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mike is our only IMOC editor |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but he's fucken useless |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes but we pay him fuck all |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We tried to watch the idiot |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wine woman is all you think about! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you allow Englishman |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bloody English Bob |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Englishman what did you expect? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He rides an Aprilia RS 1000 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the machine is quick and the other old farts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | are like sheep,its like herding cats. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Most of them are old farts trying |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to keep their Guzzi's upright! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | 1st Rommel fucks up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | then I have to Donitz losing my subs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | then you give me Bob! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A bloody Englishman |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All you had to do was |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | look after the dumb arse editor |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You could have promoted Peter |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he at least rides a Ducati |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or David notDave on that bloodyHonda |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh no! Did the cheque Gav gave up bounce? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | To get back to the editor |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just to rub salt into the wound we have |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to rely on Cliff |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | another Englander for help! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Help bring the dumb arse editor back! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At this rate we could even... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even lose the bloody war. |
