| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we just heard back |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from Home Depot. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's about the renovation. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There might be a problem. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure it's nothing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I trust Home Depot. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Home Depot... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | lost our order. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said 6 weeks. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I've never had a Christmas |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ruined in my life! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Call them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and tell them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | a firestorm |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | is about to be |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | leashed upon them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | until I get the new |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | kitchen floor installed!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, please, we emailed them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | An EMAIL?!!!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And a txt message. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You will all be |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | laying down tile! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | New Year's Eve |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is alos ruined! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | At midnight tonight |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | all of you will be |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | drinking from the |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | cup of my wrath! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And as for Home Depot, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you will personally all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | go to the store |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | get the new flooring |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and do not return |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | without it or I will |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | turn your faces into |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | wooden planks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and walk on you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | while I cook my vegetables |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | for the rest of time!! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have known |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to shop with Lowes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's basically |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the same thing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | plus they have a better |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | home decor section. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Home Depot has won. |
