| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Danny Philips tour has just arrive |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 19 from Cotswolds Club |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At El Rompido |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have germans there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they will send reports |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do they have all inclusive? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where is Anthony Akers? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He has.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He has Covid and there is |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No all inclusive |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave this room if you have ever been hugged by Mark Corbett |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Mark Corbett is too loud! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If Jason Guy buys him drinks he'll be fucked |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He will anger us germans and probably hug some dutch swingers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tom Bishop better not be there |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He will be showing his cock |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That Danny Roberts will |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | be pulling his pants all over the place |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | next thing Rowan will be shitting himself on the tee |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer Colin Has Bingo and quizzes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They will be fucked by then, absolutely fucked |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer it's 5 euros in Bingo |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck if it's 100 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Corbett will be loud |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tom Bishop will be messaging |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nigerian groomers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Sending dick pics |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How can they blackmail him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When he would send it to anyone who asks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He just does anything you ask him |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where's the fun in that, its no challange |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least they won't drink before the flight home |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You'd have to be stupid, really fucking stupid |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Really Fucking Stupid |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But No... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Shadbolt and Rothwell order up the wine, how many bottles |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 10 fucking bottles between 4 and Corbett |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll be sick on the bus |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Rothwell will paint those steps |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He'll puck like a little bitch |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he you paid 40 euros to clean it up |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In the words of Rowan Bishop |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can never let this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | happen again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Next year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Colin will have to bring - Higher or Lower |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 10 Euros in |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Twatcunts |
